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@choi.s: I measure dicks as a part time job 👀
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→@j.woo: does that mean you can measure mine? →@choi.s: come over then 😳 @j.woo
→@jeong.yun: babe do you see this?? @song.gi →@song.gi: 👀 i see alright. Get that dick appointment already @j.woo →@j.woo: it's not easy you bitch @song.gi
→@markxdino: to be fair with everyone, when I first saw this teaser...I seriously was questioning why he has a measuring tape on you know where his dick is 👀 →@choi.s: hey you gotta measure your dick sometimes @markxdino →@markxdino: NSIZNEJS IM DONE @choi.s
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wooyoung screams at the top of his lungs. Seonghwa runs into his bedroom.
"WHAT'S WRONG HONEY?"
"SAN WANTS TO MEASURE MY DICK!"
"I-I'm...do you see my face?" Seonghwa says.
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"Oh I do." Wooyoung says. "It looks stupid."
Seonghwa grabs his slippers and throws it at wooyoung. He starts tackling the younger male.
"AH FUCK MINGI!!! HELP!" Wooyoung screams. Mingi walks in rubbing his eyes.
"I'm here. Oh shit. Hyung!!" Mingi pulls Seonghwa off Wooyoung.
˜”*°•.˜”*°•
"Goddamn San." Yunho says.
"Huh?"
"You really getting confident huh."
"N-No."
"Asking wooyoung to come over to measure his dick. Yas king." Yunho says.
"Well I don't know where I got this newfound confidence from now shut up. I was playing my game."
Yunho looks over san's shoulder. San was playing 'Joy Of Cooking'
"Dude that game is the easiest thing I have ever seen."
"It's easy but addictive." San says.
"Let me try." Yunho says as he snatches San's phone.
30 minutes pass and yunho hasn't handed san's phone back.
"yunho~ my phone." San whines.
"Wait wait last level."
"You said that like practically 15 minutes ago!"
San's phone rings. A familiar name id appears. Yunho smirks.
"Your lover boy is calling~"
"Fuck off yunho." San snatches his phone back and goes to the balcony to answer the call.
"Hey wooyoung. What do you need."
"Let's go out." Wooyoung says on the other line.
- a/n: hope you've been enjoying vogue aka the woosan book.
I also just realised :) it's not heavily themed on the topic vogue which is modelling😔
