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@j.woo: current mood right now😌✨ also, Google are you trying to tell me I'm short?? Bitch I'm 173cm😤 that is already tall enough.
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→@jeong.yun: but not tall enough❤️✨ →@j.woo: fuck you🖕🏻 →@jeong.yun: I have Mingi to fuck, no thank you❤️ →@j.woo: hope you get nasty shit from him. →@jeong.yun: specify nasty shit because it could also mean his cum✨ →@j.woo: just shhh and go back to fucking your man. →@jeong.yun: already on it👅
→@markxdino: eye- when wooyoung finally opens up the comments, the first thing yunho does is roast him. I love being an atiny. →@jeong.yun: he is woogyeopsal for a reason😌✨ →@markxdino: JENZUWNZ SHUT THE FRONT DOOR💀🤡
(a/n: if you don't get the woogyeopsal joke, it was during a mafia game on vlive. Wooyoung was a pet pig living in seonghwa's house, he asked what seonghwa named him and hongjoong gave hwa the idea of naming wooyoung 'woogyeopsal' which means roasted pig cause Seonghwa likes roasted pig💀) ~
Wooyoung stares at his computer screen. Then he saw something that caught his eye. No not the dick growing pill advertisement. The one beside it.
"Flowers." Wooyoung says.
"San will like them right?? Uhh wait let me call yeosang. Not yunho, he is busy fucking his man." Wooyoung says whilst grabbing his phone.
He scrolls down to find yeosang's number.
jongho's daddy✨
He clicks on the number and the phone rings. After a couple rings, yeosang finally picks up.
WY: YEO I NEED HELP
YS: ow first off. Secondly, don't shout in the phone. Thirdly, IT HURTS MY FUCKING EARS YOU BITCH.
WY: just help me Yeo. It's important.
YS: fine...what is it
WY: FLOWERS
YS: i swear to god wooyoung. I'm going to murder you in your sleep if you keep shouting in my ear.
WY: and what do you have to hear?
YS: jongho's deep groans.
WY: TOO MUCH INFO
YS: you asked.
WY: well I don't fucking need to know.
YS: too bad now you know.
WY: BITCH JUST TELL ME WHAT FLOWERS SAN LIKES
YS: and why is that-
WY: JUST FUCKING TELL ME. ITS FOR MY OWN PURPOSES
YS: is this your way of getting into his pants?
WY: no??
The other line was quiet.
WY: low-key...yes
YS: knew it
WY: j-just tell me
YS: *ehem* bottom
WY: what?
YS: oh nothing.
WY: fuck you, you called me a bottom when your one yourself!
YS: oh honey, I'm a switch but I play the role of a bottom more because my boyfriend is strong and your soon to be is build like a dorito
WY: WELL AT LEAST HE IS HOT??
YS: you saying my man ain't hot?
WY: UHH JUST TELL ME WHAT FLOWER SAN LIKES
YS: say my man looks hot and I'll tell you
WY: fine. Jongho is hot. Now tell me
YS: he likes daisies and roses but-
WY: thank you
YS: WAIT WOO-
Wooyoung ends the call. He smiles to himself. Time to get some flowers for San!
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a/n: aww woo is being sweet🥺 I need someone like woo in my life❤️
Where is that person? Hiding away from me because they are scared of facing someone as amazing as me😌✨
jk I have low self-confidence. remind me why I'm a leo again?
Ah wait...I remember I act confident but deep on the inside I'm hurting. There is my inner Leo🤡
