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third pov

it was 8:24 am when phil finished making breakfast that consisted of eggs, toast, and bacon. at first he didnt realize the mistake he had made, but after he called down the boys, gave them their plates, and noticed the look techno was giving him, he knew he fucked up.

"phil, oh father of mine. what the hell." techno said, red eyes piercing through phils scared teal ones. phil swallowed and grabbed one of the three strips of bacon he had given his oldest son. tommy cackled but quickly replaced his giant grin with a scared frown when techno shot him a death glare. he swallowed as well and grabbed one piece of bacon off his older brothers plate. wilbur wasted no time in doing the same, having four strips of bacon on hisb plate. after he did, techno seemed a tiny bit more content. "i still hate the fact that you guys are going to eat my relatives." he mumbled. tommy spat out his milk and let out a bark of his loud laughter. "is this a bit?" he asked. techno grinned. everyone at the table then burst into laughter.

he was serious. this was a distraction so while they laughed he could pull a knife and kill them all.