Pirate Time ! (One Piece X Male Reader)

Chapter 123: Thriller bark

 " ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Brook: Yohohoho !! A cheerful greeting !! Hello, everyone ! How do you do ? Seems like my ship and I caused some trouble. I'm "Dead-bones" Brook ! Nice to meet you !!

Crew: ARE YOU JOKING ?!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY ?!!

Brook: Yohoho, don't be so harsh !!

Chopper: IT'S A SKELETON !!

Usopp: There's no reason for a skeleton to talk, walk, or wear an afro !! This is a dream, it's just a dream !!

Chopper: Really ? I'm glad it's just a dream !

Usopp: Begone foul spirit, begone foul spirit !!

Brook: Oh, hello, young lady ! Could you let me see your panties ?

"That's where I draw the line !! Stop right there or you might break a bone !"

Brook: Ohoh, what a shock ! That attack was sudden, it almost made my heart stop ! Even if I don't have one ! Yohoho !!

Zoro: Hey, Luffy !! What the hell is this guy ?!

Luffy: He's funny, so I asked him to join our crew.

Zoro: I WON'T ACCEPT THAT !! Why do you two think you went with him ?! You were supposed to stop Luffy from running wild !!

Sanji/Nami: We're ashamed...

"How many times will I need to pound into your skull that just because you're asking doesn't make it better ?!"

Brook: Yohoho ! When you spend decades on your own, you fail to see the problem. Because I lack eyes ! Yoho !

Sanji: ... They've been at it for almost half an hour now...

Brook: Yohohoho ! Well, it's not getting any warmer out here ! Let's go inside the ship and have dinner !

Zoro: DON'T GO DECIDING BY YOURSELF !!

Brook: Oh, such a wonderful dining room ! And the kitchen, too ! This is an incredible ship, yohoho !

Franky: That's right. "Super" Franky made this ship ! You have good eyes, indeed.

"But he don't have eyes..."

Brook: I'm a skeleton !!

Both: Yohohoho !!

Sanji: Why are you guys being so friendly...

Brook: But it would be nice if we could start eating. It's been decades since I've had a proper meal... Every day I've been living with this pain, as though the skin of my belly and my back were stuck together. But of course, I don't have skin on my belly, nor on my back !! Yohohoho !! Skull-joke !!

Brook: Since I'm a gentleman, I'll "Wait for the meal". I love how unconcerned that sounds... DINNEEEER, DINNEEEER !!

Sanji: SHUT UP AND WAIT QUIETLY !! I'm making it, so drink your milk in the meantime !

Luffy: By the way, Koropokkuru...

Brook: I'm Brook. Umh... I don't know your name yet...

Luffy: I'm Luffy. By the way, what on Earth are you ?