Me on Crack (Chapter)

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Ok ok ok *wheeze*  so imagine. You know when when Percy gets asked what he wants *wheeze* like a wish *wheeze* what if he said *laughing like a lunatic* I wAnT a GuItAr *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* HaHaAhAaHhAahaahahahahahaaha

Like imagine it *wheeze*

"We will give you one wish from the gods. Now obviously we know your most desired wish-" "Can I have a guitar?" Everyone looked at Percy like he was crazy. Annabeth face palmed. Thalia shook her head. Zeus looked stunned. "W-what? You want a guitar?"

"Well yeah. I've been saving up for one but I'm nowhere near the price so if you're gonna give me a wish you might as well give me a guitar. I can use the money on something else."

Everyone stared at him.

I don't know what else to write. Heheehehe

Ok is this is the next day and I'm literally facepalming and my stupidity. But uhh I hope you like?????

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