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I have long fingers because I'm good at fingering people and playing basket ball❞
He was horny, so he lied.He didn't lie about fingers but about love.
She didn't know what horny meant and he found it cute and winsome but one has to...
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I was starting the car when milo and jaeboem came along too. "Guys you cant interrupt me and my woman" I said sternly
"Pfft just drive" jaeboem said. He had the huge level of confidence in him "Come one jungkook. God knows when ill come again" dahlia made puppy eyes so I just drived
The car ride was crazy. And I don't even want to talk about it. We reached Baskin robbins and quickly got some ice cream. Dahlia was licking the ice cream with her eyes lit up.
She looked so happy about the ice cream. "Is it that good?" I asked her and she nodded "I bet I taste better. You licking my friend would be so much better" I whispered as I smirked.
She looked at me and gulped then blushed. "Ew why would some eat your friend ugh" she said "We will learn about that later" I smirked
We decided to eat dinner to and I kept teasing her the whole day. To be honest it was fun.
"Hyung! Someones calling you" milo said pointing at my phone "Hello? Yes we're coming" It was eomma "Let's go back it's getting late" I said and we soon went home.
"Jungkook we don't have room for dahlia so she's sleeping with you" eomma said smirking at me "Um I can...s-sleep w-with Ji-eun" she said referring to my sister
"No~ she has a small bed while jungkook has a huge one" eomma was going to do anything to make me sleep with his and I'm not complaining.
"Go go go" eomma said pushing us away. Dahlia was sweating as we entered the room. "Here" I gave her some of my clothes. And she went inside my closet to change.
She came back wearing my huge clothes. "Aww" I cooed and yawned "You can sleep on the ground" she said and plopped on MY BED.
"No this is mine. Scoot over" I said as I back hugged her. We were canoodling and stuff when someone suddenly opened the door. I instantly moved away. It was a reflex action.
"Always be safe!" eomma said and threw something at me then went away. Dahlia was holding the thing while looking at it in confusion.
"I can't believe her" I said holding the prophylactic in my hand. "What is that? Is it candy? Why does it have chicken Tikka flavor written on it?" dahlia asked innocently.
She had so many questions like a meddlesome kid.
"It's a umm well a condom" I said quickly "What's a condom? It sounds deviant" she said looking up at me. "It's stuff you use so that you don't get preggo. You know what I mean?" I said. It was very awkward
"A-and why did s-she give t-that do you" she asked blushing. I sniggered and got on top of her "Why do you think she did~?" i teased "AHHHHH!" she screamed out of nowhere
"What? What happened?" I asked and she didn't say anything. I was patiently waiting on top of her. Until someone came to the room again.
"I heard the voice of a dying neanderthal! What-- ji eun stopped talking after she figured the situation out.
"Oh- Ohh~~ Sorry for interrupting. I'll get going now." she laughed cheekily. "I can't believe I'm going to be an aunt at 17...." I heard some of her whispers.
"Now what was that For? Hmm? Answer me baby" I said "Se-self defense because I-i am not ready y-yet" she said
"I wasn't going to do anything. What were you thinking about?" I smirked "N-nothing" she said "I am just waiting until your okay with it." I gave her a smile and she snuggled up to me
"And after that I'll treat you like my homework , slam you the table and do you all night long~" I smirked as my desire to that right now increased.
"Jungkook I swear I will annihilate you" she threatened me with fire in her eyes "Try me" I said not expecting her to actually hit my sexual organs. Again. I'm kind of getting used to her attempts to kill me.
I groaned as my eyes got teary and I protected my pal. "I'm S-sorry jungkookie . Does it hurt?" I smiled at the nickname but went back to my friend again. "Is that a question?! It hurts so fucking much!" I yelled out and she flinched
"My apologies..is there something I can do to help?" she said brining her hands closer to my friend "S-stay away from xem" I said backing away "Oh okay I will. I'm really sorry" she said hugging me
"Its okay. But this is the last time it'll be okay or I will slam you on the table-- I was cut off by her whining. I laughed. We both were about to sleep when someone called me.
"Who is it this late?" dahlia asked "Bang PD-nim" I whispered and she snatched the phone from me. "Hello it's me Jungkook's girlfriend. You really need to learn some manners because it's 11:30 PM now and your disturbing our sleep" she said and my widened
"Hey it's 7 30 am in Korea!" I said and snatched the phone back "But he knows you live in lon-" I cut her off giving her a glare. "Speaker speaker" she whispered
I put the phone on speaker "Tomorrow at 1 pm London time we will have the meeting" PD-min said "Oh and bring you girlfriend or whatever too. We are going to talk about her too" he said
"Okay is that it?" I asked and he said yes. I cut the call and finally we both went to sleep. I woke up again to set an alarm.
"Jungkook what am suppose to wear? Should we just turn the video or? Or should I wear my horse mask?..." she kept asking questions.
"Chill out. PD-NIM himself doesn't dress up or some shit. He wears the same black shirt all the time. But that doesn't mean you stay naked. So I'll just dress you up myself." I said squishing her cheeks
"O-Otay" she said and at last we slept.
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