SBI Oneshots (technodad +others)

Chat (dadnoblade is also there ig)

Does this make us parents since... yknow?
No.
Absolutely not.
YES
ew no i hate children
aren't you one of the people saying to not kill him?
Can i be the cool aunt from new jersey?
w

hat about distant cousin?
New Jersey doesn't exist here. What is this SMPEarth?
nah we're just some disembodied voices livin in the kids dads head
Was there a New Jersey in SMPEarth?
lmao technodad
technodad
dadnoblade
dadnoblade
dadnoblade
technodad
technodilf
technodad
dadnoblade
WHO SAID DILF
THEYRE NOT WRONG THO

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You ever think maybe we got so easily attached to this child is because we never had good relationships with our parents and want to protect them and keep them happy so they can live the childhood we never had?

The rest of the voices went silent.

you're dead. shut up.
nah its 'cause the baby has shiny gold hair
gold
gold
shiny
shiny
gold
gold
shiny
lmao I feel called out
I- how dare you bring my daddy issues into this
YO DADDY ISSUES GANG
YOOOOOO
mommy issues anyone?
...y'all need therapy
Bestie we're voices. We can't get therapy

Techno looked at the childs hair. It was gold. He hummed and gently pulled the sleeping baby closer almost on instinct. Golden child. His little golden boy. He smiled at that thought. His little golden child.

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Babyblade
Miniblade
Technoson
Dadnoblade
Sonnoblade
Softblade
Technosoft
Sonnoblade???
Babyblade?
BAYBLADE
BAYBLADE
BAYBLADE
BAYBLADE
BAYBLADE
OMG BAYBLADE
BEYBLADE
BEYBLADE
BEYBLADE
BEYBLADE
BEYBLADE

"Chat you're so annoying."

lol yea we are
love that for us
rude
CAN WE PLAY BEYBLADE
Let's watch beyblade burst
beyblade party at my house
b1tch wh4t h0us3???
oh shit u rite
rite like rite aid
the fuck is rite aid?
medicine shop i think???
american thing probably

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berries and cream
berries and cream
Im a little lad who loves berries and cream
NOOOOOOOO WHY
BERRIES AND CREAM
BERRIES AND CREAM
IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM
When I was a little lad and wanted berries and cream, mummy made me do the little lad dance. Now mummys gone. But I still like to do the little lad dance and you can too.
Can we teach Tommy the little lad dance?

"Absolutely not. I don't even know what that is. Where do you guys get this stuff?

we are mentally ill.

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Techno is right. The berries and cream dance is old.
THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST-
LMAO LETS MAKE TOMMY DO THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST
WTF IS A PACER TEST
the fitness gram pacer test and a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds.
Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute you hear this signal.
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP

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A/N continue in comments or smth idk. Im tired and randomly thought of this.