SBI Oneshots (technodad +others)

Three Ts

A/N I refuse to explain myself.

"Y'know Tubbo, that's not even his real name."

"Who's name? What?"

"Wilbur's. His name isn't Wilbur."

"Isn't his name William or something like that?"

"Nope! Well, yes and no. William is his middle name. Phil was really weird in naming us. You know those parents that think it's cute to start all of their kids names with the same letter? Phil is one of those bastards. Technoblade, Thomas, and... Willaim. Honestly that just sounds wrong now that I think about it."

"So what is his real name?"

"Tip-Tup."

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"TOP TEN TIP-TOP TIP-TUP MOMENTS NUMBER THREE!"

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"oh."

"yeah. we don't talk about Tip-Tup."