SBI Oneshots (technodad +others)

dadnoblade but osmp

A/N lmao #1 in dadnoblade. keep it that way. this is a threat.

-Tommyinnit is an avian. His father is not.

-Philza is an elytrian (NOT AN AVIAN)

-Tommyinnit and Philza both have blond hair, blue eyes, and wings.

-Philza treats Tommyinnit like a son and Tommyinnit treats Philza like a father figure.

-Philza and Tommyinnit knew each other before they met anyone else.

Wilbur showed his list to the small group he forced into the basement of the pub. He wrote the five main reasons for his beliefs onto a chalkboard he found and let the group read from his apparently very long list of "Reasons I believe Philza is Tommy's father". He smiled and watched the group of four read the list.

"Wil I don't think half of these are actual valid reasons. Number twenty-six says "I am right and I know it because they are related". I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying these aren't actual reasons." Scott apparently decided to be difficult.

"Aren't you also Phil's son? Why do you need to convince us that Tommy's your brother?" At least Tubbo's on its side. Stan Tubbo. Actually don't do that, he gets high on pollen.

"Because I'm adopted and didn't meet Toms until Phil was building the Pub. He just showed up out of no where and dad already knew him and until then it was just me and dad and I never questioned it until about a month ago and they completely denied it!" He ran a hand through his hair as if this were the most stressing and important thing in the world. It met Phil when it was a teenager and the man basically adopted it on the spot. They were alone for a few months until Phil started building the pub then, out of no where, Tommy walks up and the two start talking like they knew each other for Tommy's whole nine or ten years of life at the time.

They acted like a father catching up with his son after-school in this weird movies they played in villages. So Wilbur just assumed Tommy was his brother. The two never said anything when he started acting brotherly to Tommy (though it doubts it wouldn't act like that even if Tommy weren't its brother). Tommy never called him out when Wilbur said things like "dad needs us" or "dad said it's my turn plotting world domination". They never said or implied they weren't related until about a month ago when he overheard them talking during Tommy's flight training.

"Father said he's gonna visit here soon."

"Well "soon" can mean anything with that man. It's probably not gonna be for another month or two Toms so don't get your hopes too high yet."

"My hopes are soaring old man. Almost like me right now."

"Tommy! I'm going to drop you-"

At first he just thought Phil had a secret husband or Tommy had a step-dad but when Wilbur asked about it after they got back to the ground where he was waiting with snacks but they just laughed it off and denied they were even related. And when he brought it up with other people (couch Jack Manifold cough) they looked at him weird and asked him how he thought they were biologically related. So Wilbur started writing a list of very obvious facts explaing how Philza and Tommyinnit are very clearly related and they're just playing some stupid joke on him or something.

The small group decended into an argument comprised of the "Dadza truthers" including Wilbur, Tubbo, and Charlie and the nonbelievers being Scott and Sneeg. Sneeg apparently claimed that Phil told him about Tommy's dad while he sat on the mans shoulder when they went for an afternoon flight. Scott's only reasoning being Wilbur's reasons of belief weren't "actual reasons" and being blond and having wings doesn't make two people related.