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adelia

Ezekiel and I broke up.

It's been a week and we are back home. It's been three days since we were broken up and I am still thinking of him.

I don't like him at all.

He can go suck a jingleberry for all I care. I actually do... not care.

I also hope he has a heart attack when he sees his beautiful fricking face in the mirror.

I hope he starts crying when he sees his bed because he'll remember me.

I'm also inviting him to my and some random guy I asked to married wedding. Just so he can cry when he sees me in the beautiful dress. And with my sugar daddy.

I want him to go ice skating and then falls on his butt. Then he gets a massive painful bruise on his left buttcheek. Also him remembering our first date would make him cry.

I am going to sue him.

I'm going to keep him in my basement.

He can walk into a grandpa having a shower.

Kayden can kick his jingleberry.

He can get another girl. Actually, he cannot. He can find a friend that's a girl that is willing to buy him a pole.

He can choke on a dandelion.

When he goes to Cookie Man he can think of the memories we had there. And then he starts crying.

He can find another cocaine two.

"Are you serious Adelia?" Mrs Smith sits on the chair in front of me.

He can also cry when he remembers what we did in the bathroom of this library.

"Yes. I am very serious," I scoff and cross my arms.

I get out my phone to see who texted me. I sigh when I see the contact name. Of-fricking-course.

My ex sugar daddy 💩: I'm sorry.

Me: I thought I blocked your butt.

My ex sugar daddy 💩: Clearly you didn't.

Me: Get your attitude away from me. 🥱

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