DAMON
Damon: you should wake up
Damon: and talk to me
Damon: because I'm more awesome than sleep
Damon: come on you know you want to
Damon: I hope your ringers on really loud and this is pissing you off
Damon: MEEEP MEEEEEEPPPP
MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP
Y/n: really!
Damon: success
STEFAN
Stefan: OMG I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING EARLIER! SO WAKE UP RIGHG NOOOOW.
ITS SO IMPORTANT. SO WAKE UP.
Stefan: SWEETY. CUTIE. WAKE UP!
Stefan: BABE. LOVE. GORGEOUS. WAKE UP!
Stefan: WAKE UP!!! <3
Y/n: WHAT!!! WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME THATS SO IMPORTANT at 3:41 am ON A SCHOOL NIGHT!?!?!?!?
Stefan: I love you
KOL
Kol: I haven't been fully honest with you...
Y/n: What do you mean?
Y/n: Answer me please...
Y/n: PICK UP YOUR PHONE!
Y/n: I swear if this is another one of your stupid fucking pick up lines I'm gonna be so pissed off
Kol: ok I'll just say it...
Y/n: WELL?!?
Kol: I am the bat man
Y/n: You're about to be the single man you fucking asshole
KLAUS
Klaus: what did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Y/n: what?
Klaus: nothing he just waved
Y/n: lol dork
Klaus: you sea what I did there
Y/n: ...
Klaus: seariously do you?
Y/n: ...yes
Klaus: are you shore
Y/n: ...
Klaus: no need to be a beach about it
Y/n: ...
Klaus: water you up to?
Y/n: your one more joke closer to being single
Klaus: shell I stop then?
Y/n: That's it! I'm done!
Klaus: I won't sand any more messages
Klaus: no I fish you would come back </3
Klaus: I'm just tiding up the place
Klaus: Whale I guess your not coming back
Klaus: damn you
Klaus: sorry that's what one river said to the other
Klaus: what did one volcano say to the other?
Klaus: I lava you :)
ELIJAH
Elijah: We need to talk
Y/n: Sure, what's up?
Elijah: I've been thinking lately...and um...
Y/n: What's wrong...?
Elijah: It's just...do you know...the muffin man?
Y/n: Bitch...
YOU ARE READING
The vampire diaries/ Originals/ teen wolf preferences and imagines (imagine requests closed) PART 1
FanfictionVampire diaries and teen wolf preferences and imagines. This is now COMPLETED but I am continuing them on another book, so go check it out! I personally write all of these so please don't steal them.
