#30 what you txt him to annoy him

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DAMON
Y/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3
Damon: aw thanks babe
Y/n: do you wanna know what I got you?
Damon: you didn't have to get me anything, but sure
Y/n: you know that awesome blue car you wanted so bad?
Damon: you didn't! Thank you! Your the best girlfriend ever!
Y/n: damn Damon no need to get so exited over a tooth brush!
Damon: a toothbrush?
Y/n: ya I got you a toothbrush in the same colour ;)
Damon: That's just cruel...

STEFAN
Y/n: BOOM
Y/n: POP POP BA-BOOM
Y/n: KA-BOOM OM OM POP BOOM
Stefan: what the hell are you doing?
Y/n: I'm live texting you the fire display I'm watching. Your welcome.
Y/n: BOOM ~sparkle~ POP
Stefan: -_-

KOL
Kol: so... Tonight you should come over and we can have some fun ;)
Y/n: OMG REALLY??? :)
Kol: ya :)
Y/n: ok I'll bring over the crayons. Do you have colouring books? Cuz if not I got a unicorn one and a Harry potter one.
Kol: ... -_-
Y/n: oh you meant the other kind of fun... Nah not tonight.
Kol: really!

KLAUS
Klaus: I love Eminem
Y/n: I prefer skittles
Klaus: what are you talking about?
Y/n: I like eminems but SKITTLES! Those are life!
Klaus: I meant the rapper...
Y/n: Ew why would you eat the wrapper?
Klaus: I'm so done
(I know klaus probably wouldn't like Eminem, but just pretend that he would lol)

ELIJAH
Y/n: want some updog?
Elijah: what?
Y/n: want some updog?
Elijah: what's updog?
Y/n: not much! You? :)
Elijah: did you seriously just do that...

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