DIGITALTIME ONESHOTS!!!

OOPS...

HUMAN AU
TONY'S POV:

Me and Colin are walking in the mall together. We see a little girl run up to us. "Excuse me,miss! Could you please tie my shoe for me?" The young girl asked. Me and Colin look at each other,confused. "Miss..? Um,we are both men,dear." Colin says as he holds my hand. "Wait,really? I thought you were a woman!" The girl says,shocked. "HEY, DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT HIM! SCRAM!" I yell. How could she say that to my beautiful husband? He is OBVIOUSLY a boy. What a jerk. Colin lays his head on my shoulder. "U looked hot when u did that." Colin says. I feel ,myself turn bright red. I look at him and smirked. "Well,looks like u have lost ur walking privileges." I say. I then pick him up bridal style. He was not expecting this,cause he turned bright red and hid his face in my chest. I chuckle lightly as I continue to carry him around the mall. He is so cute..the way he blushes so easily makes me want to slam my lips onto his. He is so beautiful.