The Evil Rant And Review Book

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Here's the thing.

As promised, this is, and forever will stay a FREE service. BUT, and that's a big but since it's all capitals and stuff, the reviews are eating up a lot of time I could be spending writing or feeding my badgers (and my badgers get really restless), so here's what I'm going to do:

You know my reading list? Yeah, that huge thing that is full of books that I have to review before yours. Yeah, I'm giving you the opportunity to bump yourself up considerably and have your review before every one else's.

Here's how:

- this page will contain and alternative list (the Premium list)

- to get on the alternative list, you have to pay (that's why it's a premium subscription)

- payment consists in a comment on one of my novels (Too Young or Right in Front of you are preferable, since one is my baby and the other is my current focus)

- for every chapter you comment on, you get one point.

- if you have the most points, you're the leader of the Premium list.

Wait, what does that do for me?

That's easy, author friend! If you are the first on the Premium list, the next review is yours!

Here's how it's gonna work:

- All the people on the premium list will not come before the people on the normal list.

- I will do alternative reviews: no. 1 on the normal list, then no. 1 on the premium list, then the new no. 1 on the normal list, then the new no. 1 on the premium list... and so on. You get the point, right?

- once the premium list is depleted, I'll go back to just the normal list.

So, if you're a patient soul, you don't need this crap. If you're not... then you better get reading.

NOTE: I don't ask for votes. They are appreciated, but I'm looking for opinions on the story, not votes. I would NEVER do anything to get free votes. If you like it, vote it, if not, comment and tell me I suck, I honestly don't mind.

How do I get on the premium list?

Um, that's easy. Comment on one of my novels. Please put the #Evil before your comment so I'll know you're only trying to butter me up. I'll still sick my badgers on you, but I'll do it sooner. You only need to use the hashtag once per chapter, usually on your first comment if there are more.

Also, please comment on this chapter with the name of the work you'd like to go premium with and its position on the regular reading list.

It's very important that you do this, so I can actually ad you to the list. If I forgot you, shoot me a line.

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If you follow me, you get one extra point (no matter when you actually followed). If you follow me without commenting, you get nothing. I'm evil like that.

Let me know if you followed me in the comments.

So, without further ado...

THE PREMIUM LIST

1. The Ice King and the fire princess (1 TY+1 = 2) -The searcher

2. Who we are (1 TY+1= 2) - Iirisa

3. The Wrongs he made right (3 TY + 1 = 4) - DarkWolf

4. Good enough (3 TY+1 =4) - Match Maker

5. Turn of the Kaleidoscope (1 TY+1=2) - The guy with the l33t name

7. Revived (3 TY+ 1= 4) - Big V

8. What's your Demon? (4 TY+ 1 = 5) - porkbun

10. Shall we shatter darkness together? (2TY +1 = 3) - blonde, blueish chick

11. Legend of the Iron Maiden (1TY +1 = 2)- DGraise

12. New story (1TY+1=2) - Planet Nine

13. A Fatal Secret (1TY +1 = 2) - Mardra

15. Through the eyes of his bully (2 TY )- You wanna go premium, right? - the Queen

18. The Art Project (7TY +1=8)- Fern

19. The master (14TY +1=15)- Madam Eks(EmmaMiss)

21. The bright side - how to live(1TY+1) - modoukh

22. Alpha Ryker's Mate (7TY+1)- YukiOna

23. Chrysalia (4TY + 9 SG+1 = 14) - Death Lover

24. The companion of night (3TY +1=4)- Amanda Haridan

26. Heart of Darkness (9TY +1 = 10) -Shxdow

27. Remember (6TY + 1 = 7) - kimble

28. Run - ehmain (25 RIFOY + 1 =26)

29. Crazy wild (5TY+ 1 RIFOY +1=7) - anabeth Ania

30. Taming an idiot (16 RIFOY) - Aeryn Frost

0.Epilogue (40 SG) - Next review!

NOTE: a little glossary:

TY = Too Young

FB = Firebomb

SG = Saving Grace

RIFOY = Right in front of you