No. This is not the end of the review book (yet). It's actually the title that I'm currently reviewing. Also, yes, I live. I also have no spell checker so yeah...
NOTE: Sorry huge list, but life gets in the way. There's no way in hell I can keep finish it, so I'm closing this baby up. Yup. The last review was the last free review. Imma just really quickly gonna finish the premium list and then turn this baby into a rant book.
Moving on... since this was taking me freaking forever, I decided to change my format a little. Make it a bit easier for me to do reviews faster. Let's see how long I can keep this up.
Oh, on a different note. The premium list is hereby CLOSED. Why? Because if you want to pay me, you can ask for a review from me on The-Writers-Corner.
I'm actually and admin there and do reviews for them.
Right, with that out of the way, let's review this shit!
Author: columnatedruins
Genre: Fantasy
Number of chapters read: 0.02 - seriously, what's this weirdass chapter numbering? 3. I read 3 chapters
First impression: Well... this is something else
Cover: Wait, what? I was judging the cover? Sorry. I was too busy falling asleep. I know you probably meant it to be a description of the scenery or something but... yeah.
Cover rating: Boring as fuck
Blurb: Your blurb is interesting, I'll give you that. Sounds like an epic adventure. It might be an epic adventure. It's promising either way.
Blurb rating: You're good
Language/Writing:
This is boring. And by this, I mean my review. I actually like your writing. It's easy to follow and your use of grammar is generally good. You do have the odd sticky words and missing commas and typos and shit, but who doesn't.
Rating: you're still good
Plot:
So, basically, the blurb says it all. Interdimensional travel because the end of the world was like the end of the movie which leaves you on a blank screen. Rippers rip through blank screens. And multiverse! And attack by weirdass original creatures.
Why am I not more into this? You have all the elements. You have an original idea. And yet... It took me four months to write this review. Because I read this four months ago and just couldn't be bothered to write about it. I'm not even sure what the hell is wrong. Maybe I'm bad audience... I don't know.
Rating: bores me for some reason
Characters:
Em: I kinda like and don't like him at the same time. His voice is okay. It's enjoyable. But... he also rubs me the wrong way for maybe not getting me more into the world. I hate and enjoy Em at the same time. Em is also a smartass.
Comma: Seriously girl, get a better name. I enjoy the word play but also am terribly suspicious of this girl. Don't know if she's a good addition to the plot or she was better off killed by glowdarks in chapter 2. Sorry. 0.01.
Glowdarks: sneaky little bastards. I actually quite enjoyed them.
Rating: I appreciate the originality
Why I stopped reading: For some reason, it's not doing it for me. Can't put my finger on it. Strange mood? Awfulness? I'm still gonna give you a
Grade: Pass. Because I truly believe this will be something enjoyable for all fans of funky fantasy. I truly appreciate the originality.
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