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Ugh is it...is this thing on? Is it...is it filming? It's flashing...wait...ugh...
I wish I could just use my phone for this but nooooo because I am narrating an introduction of the PVZ World I have to use one of Zomboss's old DOO-HICKYS. Hmmmmm....I think it says....oh! Swipe right on the picture for audio, ok listeners, viewers and readers? I think that that's how this old thing works...for the audio and sound...um...ugh...
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AHEM. Sorry about the camera fizzing out at the beginning...this is so old! Is this even in COLOR!?
Sorry. HELLO LISTENERS! READERS! I am the author, and here's an introduction to this story! Ahahem....um...here I go...
The Garden Warfare is that of an endless battle between the Plants and the Zombies. The Zombies and the Plants have been at it for thousands of years...since the first, dry days of Zgypt, to the more present days of Zombopolis, the biggest city in Zomburbia. But that is only a small part in this large tale. Do keep reading and listening dear reader, and ignore any interruptions that could possibly happen.
BEHAVE Zomboss. BEHAVE. I'm talking about you right now you know?
"WHAT!? YOU WRETCHED PLANT LOVING WEEDY WEED WEED WEED-"
You're acting like some spoiled child Zomboss. I'm not even half way done and you've already interrupted! Don't look at me like that and stop growling and mumbling. It's rather annoying! And stop making that face! Stop doing that with your-
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PVZ, GW 2: The Book
Fanfiction"In the Garden Warfare, we don't all survive. Sometimes we aren't revivable, or we fall and perish for our friends and each other. We don't all make it to the end, but we get through it all... together. We rise in the the ranks, from Beginners, to S...
