Bothering Snape

Sunday 17th September

10.00am

is it wrong that i want a house elf so i can train it to ride alpaca's, so i can just have something fun to watch? not that i was thinking about actually doing that, or anything, yeah....

so yes i was sitting it the great hall, reading a story about a woman who falls inlove with a werewolf, and then he changes on full moon and she's out there not knowing it was full moon, i mean seriously is she just staing at the floor or something?, but i know a tense bit is coming up, so i'm all on my guard, when sirius thinks its funny to jump on me shout surprise and pretend he's about to kill me, i think i actually died a little inside, of course he thinks my ear bursting scream was funny, he didn't think it was funny when i elbowed him somewhere painful, but then i lost the page in my book so i threw it at snape. it hit him in the middle of the forehead. he now has a red mark. it's attractive, uber sexy, makes me want to jump him, infront of the entire great hall, i think i just died a little inside, and now i'm grossed out, i was of course joking, ew. snape

11.30 am

 Tiffany bought a new hufflepuff with her today, she's called Marie and she's crazy She has an eletric guitar., we were all walking along the seventh floor, skipping alond minding our own business, occasionally hanging socks on statues as you do, when a door appeared out of nowhere, we all stopped and tilted our heads to the right, then i walked forward, despite the imposing doom that may await us inside the room, beyond the mystrious appearing door, but when i opened it, i saw a room, with a sofa and table and a whole wall covered by a cork board, and lots of pins to be stuckin it, on the table were parchment, quils and ink. we all smiled and skipped into the room. we started to plan a plot of world domination, well not really, we are just going to go have some fun, instead of doing something productive, i mean who wants to work? but before we get our plan underway, its time for lunch, and i have a surprise for snape at the end.

12.45 pm

i was sitting at my table eating my lunch when snape comes along and handed me my book back. he has a bruise on his forehead now, HA.

1.00 pm

 i just had a sip of my pumpkin juice and a tingling sensation like pins and needles erupted through my body, it was quite pleasent actually, i laughed quite abit, then the feeling stopped, i felt sad, until i felt like a bubble of happiness was filling me, i don't know why i did it, but i walked to the front of the great hall, infront of everyone cleared my throat, and waited for them all to stop and watch me.

'walking down the street one day

i saw something that lead me astray

sitting on a counter top

it made my stomach knot

it sent my head in to a whirl

i couldn't help but give a twirl

and think to myself 'Oh sweet lord'

for what i saw was a cheese board

its so cheesy its so nice

its so yellow i looked twice

mozzarella and wensleydale

runny brei and emmental

mascarpone and mature cheddar

there was ever glouchester

they're all so nice i couldn't say no

i really wanted some so refused to go

i begged and pleaded

cheese is what i needed

it's so cheesy its so nice

its so yellow i stole a slice'

i sang, then when the song finished the bubble vanished, like it popped, and i stood there infront of everyone, feeling really confused,

'What the hell just happened' i whined, the hall burst out laughing, like really laughing, like falling off their chairs laughing. and i stood there, like a lemon, confused. then it dawned on me,

'SNAPE' i screamed 'WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY PUMPKIN JUICE?'

1.30 pm

Time for snapes surprise

i looked at tiffany and marie, they came to the front of the hall, Marie got her guitar out and tiffany set out some saucepans and had a couple of spoons, i clicked my neck, and then my fingers. Marie and Tffany began to play on the guitar and saucepans. it sounded quite cool actually, just a bit unorganised.

'S E V V Y,

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DIE,

SOCIALLY ENEPT AND VERY VICIOUS YETI

LETS SIT AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA

 BECAUSE I HAVE SOME ADVICE,

NOW PLEASE ACT NICE,

 YOU LOOK  LIKE A CREEPER,

 LIKE THE GRIM REEPER.

 STOP BREWING POTIONS,

 AND USE SOME LOTIONS,

SOCIALLY ENEPT AND VERY VICIOUS YETI

AND SO I SHOULD PROBALY

TELL YOU THE TRUTH

YOU ARE A GOOF,

TRANSFIGURE YOUR FACE,

 ITS A BIT OF A DISGRACE,

SOCIALLY ENEPT AND VERY VICIOUS YETTI

OH WHY CAN YOU NOT SEE

THAT ASIDE FROM THAT ,

YOU'RE QUITE FAT,

LOOSE SOME WEIGHT,

YOU LOOK A STATE,

 SOCIALLY ENEPT AND VERY VICIOUS YETI,

YOU REMIND ME OF SPAGETTI,

IT'S REALLY MANK,

LIKE YOUR A SKANK,

SOCIALLY ENEPT AND VERY VICIOUS YETI

YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS ME

CAUSE YOU SMELL SO BAD

IT REALLY MAKES ME SAD

 Y E T I,

ITS TIME FOR ME TO SAY GOOD-BYE

then i walked out of the hall, everyone had been standing and dancing, we must have been good, this makes me happy. snape looked sad though, i had a funny feeling in my tummy, but i pushed it aside when tiffany and Marie joined me and we went up to gryffindor tower and waited for someone to go in or out. we put balaclavas over our faces, after about ten minutes cartwheeling fown the corridor, someone came out, we all ran in. we started in the seventh years rooms, we opened the door and walked in

'Hey get out of our dorm' said some random boy, i ignored him and turned to tiffany

'Invisibility, now' then i turned to Marie

'Super speed now'

'Activate ninja powers!' i said kicking the air and falling on my bum, the seventh year was looking confused, but of course he would, there was a ninja an invisible girl knocking over items and a super fast girl in his dorm. we went around and got all five ties and spares too, then put them in our bags, heading into the sixth years dorm, and so on until we were running from the gryffindor being chased by two gryffindor girls, i think one was lily evans and one was marlene mcinnon. we lost them when we saw the door appear. we put all the red ties in the corner and went over to ravenclaw tower, taking everyone's from their, using our awesome abilities. then we went to hufflepuff's and then too slytherins, we had got around two thousand ties at the end, and we were all tired, we were about to walk out of the oom when the door swung open and a booming voice yelled

'WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAYING AT'