Bothering Snape

Friday 22nd December

9.30 am

Clive is a big, fat, ugly, mean, and so many more negative words man, i hate him, and i'm not the only one. Hector can't stand him either. I've had to hide Puffy from him, because he's a muggle, although mum told him about us being magic, and he wasn't even surprised, suspicious i think so...

he always tells us what to do and gets us to do everything for him, we are like his own houselves. I showed Puffy to Hector, he loves him. 

10.00 am 

mum has gone out shopping, leaving me and Hector alone with the Evil Clive of Doom......

'Hectorsaurus' i called

'Lyrabean' he replied walking into my room

'Don't you think it's suspicious that -' i began

'Clive didn't seem surprised-'

'that we're magical' My brother and me are like twins, in many ways, except that i'm a year older. we are often mistaken for twins, we both take after our mum. except our eyes, we get those from dad, but he died when we were little, i was four, hector was three, his birthday is in march, 

'I hate him Lyra' hector said sitting on my bed

'He's nasty' i said 

'Can we set him on fire?'

'and roll him off a building'

'and then dump him in the ocean'

'sounds like a plan'

'but first we ambush him with-'

'forks'

'and potato peelings' and that was it, we were laughing away

11.12 am

Clive came into my room and threw hector out, he said he needed to talk to me

12.15 pm

Clive is taking my diary away apparently i spend all my time in it and don't do anything else, i think its because it makes me happy and he doesn't want me to be happy, because he is a shitty bald old fart who needs to shove his head down the toilet, i am currently in a cupboard writing a fair-well, until i find my diary again or have taken over the world and am ruler of everything Mwuhahahaha, oh Merlin he's found me, Fair-well diary, i will miss you