Bothering Snape

Monday 2nd October

7.30

i have some new views for a new month,

 1. i will not get knocked out this month unlike the last two (however much free sweets i got)

2. i will try not to say any cat related puns to professor McGoggle

3.I will not steal Dumbles private stash of lemon drops again

4. i need to find a better place to hide the bodies of people i kill than in the pumpkin patch......

8.00

i told tiffany about my new views,as we were walking down to the great hall

'Oh cool, i'll try not to hide the bodies of people i murder in the forbidden forest and find a new place, people may be getting suspicious' she replied almost to quickly, i looked at her uneasily, Marie then ran up behind us jumping on tiffany's back.

'be careful marie, she may murder you and put your body in the forbidden forest'

'She wouldn't murder me! i'm a hufflepuff' she said confidently as Tiffany gave an evil laugh, Marie and i exchanged a nervous look, 'actually now i'm slightly worried' she said, i nodded

we all ate our lunch quickly giving me evil hiccups of doom and ran up to the hospital wing to see poor pickle, he was doing better over the last couple of days, and i had been let out about two hours after i woke up, it may have been due to my amazing ability to annoy people.

9.00

i sat down in class and picked out the books i needed, it just so happens that in thiis class i'm with my lovable hufflepuffs, i was sitting in between Marie and Tiffany, and selene was next to Tiffany. i sighed while looking through my bag, i mean honestly it's like a dump in their, there are mouldy potatoes that i forgot to take out, loads of wrappers of sweets, and something sticky that i'd rather not think about. but my quill just was not there.

'i can't find my quill' i said banging my head against the desk, i may add that it is solid wood, and hurt alot.

'Is it up your nose, i once lost a sickle up mine' i looked at her funny before touching my nose uncertainly, had i breathed it up from the desk last night when i fell asleep doing my potions essay? but i felt nothing there.

'No it's not there, where else could it be?' i said thinking out loud

'How about your ear?' asked marie as she was searching through her bag, i don't think she was listening to what i lost, but i checked anyway

'Not there either' i said resting my chin on my hand

'The other one?' tiffany said, oh yeah people generally have two ears, i forgpot, i tried my other ear

'Nope' i said popping the 'p' because i can

'Maybe a flipper puff stole it?' selene piped up, from staring at the ceiling

'Yeah maybe, or maybe a flying codspadlingsnot?' i said trying to act like i knew my creatures

'Oh you know about those too?' she asked i looked at her incredulacly and then smiled

'Yup'

Marie then lent me a quill and i took it from her, shes a better friend than tiffany.

9.03

Tiffany just gave me a sweetie, shes a brilliant friend now. i put the rubbish in my bag, i'll sort it out soon.

10.30

sitting in transfiguration, i have it with the slytherins, and they are annoying, snape threw a spel at my cup i was transfiguring at the same time i did, it all mixed together and the result was a blue fluffy ferret with wings, professor McGoggle just tutted and rolled her eyes and went to return it to normal, but the poor little ferrets eyes went wide and it tried to hide fro the wand