Bothering Snape

Sunday 6th June

8.00 pm 

It's the summer holiday starting today, we are getting the train back to kings cross station and i'm not exactly happy about it either, now i know just how dangerous Clive really is.

I've told Hector and Tiffany, Tiffany's mum is giving us a lift back tonight so we aren't stuck at the station for hours again,

I did pretty well in my exams, Hexing sevvy all the time means i'm ahead on spells and such, meaning that i am good at them, That's whats good about having a pranking war, it has its benefits.

'So you really got ninety four percent in transfiguration?' Tiffany asked

'Yeah, i would have got a hundred, but every time i saw the word 'Per' I put 'Purr' Instead, she wasn't amused. I was though'

'I got seventy six percent' She said

'Eighty three' Marie piped up

'twenty one' Peter said miserably, we all shut up and acted awkwardly, because we're awesome friends to him.

'We're going to have two extra people in our compartment today' James said smiling wickedly, we all grinned,

'Who?' Hector asked

'Lily, and' He sighed

'Snape' I finished for him

'Snivvilus'

I threw my cornflakes over him.

'Ow-what the hell, Lyra' James said picking up his Pumpkin juice and throwing it over me, the others were laughing as i picked up my jam smothered toast and smeared it in his face

'Go james' Sirius called, Tiffany smacked his arm

'Go, Lyra' She called

James and i both had teams, and mine was larger than his. Ha, i'm loved

hector, Johnny, Lucas, Marie, Tiffany, Selene, Dylan, Aylin, Mr muffin, Dumbles and Professor mcgonagall

he only had his fellow marauders and professor mcgonagall

wait professor mcgonagall....

she cant be chanting both of our names, she has to take a side.

oh. shes shouting at us because of the food everywhere. 

she'd so be on my team if she wasn't so tight.

'Dumbledore didn't seem to mind' I mumbled

'What was that?' she asked me

'meow' I said before running away.

11.00 am

we are sitting in the train compartment, ten on the six seats

Selene, Aylin, Lucas, Johnny, James, Sirius, Lupin, Tiffany, Marie and Lily,

two in the luggage rack, Hector and i

and Peter and Snape on the floor, it's rather snug.

Were all playing i-spy, a muggle game Tiffany taught us

'i-spy with my little eye, something to do with P,B' Tiffany said

'Pant boob' i said thoughtfully

'Don't be silly' Tiffany said

'Peter's boob' Marie asked

'Nope'

'Hey i don't have boobs' Peter said looking down at his, rather large moobs.

'No comment' I whispered.

'I got it, I got it! It's Peter's bum' Hector said laughing

'Yeah, it was' Tiffany said smirking

'Gross' Marie said, she was sitting on Loopy's Lap. Aylin was on Selene's, and Lucas was pretty much drooling over them, it was disgusting.

He's like a dog.

I may give him a collar and lead for Christmas next year. Yay i'm planning in advance. or should i give it to him for last Christmas? now i'm confused. but then i remembered Tiffany's i-spy

Peter's bum.

she was looking at peters bum...

ew.

'Why were you looking at it?' i asked her slightly disgusted, she gave me evils, a few people snickered.

'i-spy with my little eye something beginning with P M' He said slowly

'Peter's moob' I said, Hector groaned

'How'd you know?' 

'I'm psychic, with you anyways' I replied

'True' He said

'I do not have moobs' Peter exclaimed. He does.

Everyone began to chuckle.

2.00 pm

The food trolley arrived and i got some chocolate frogs, i was banned from getting Every flavoured Beans from stupid cousin James.

'You always spoil my fun, You're the worst cousin ever' I said pretending to fake cry as i stood on everyone to get into the luggage rack, in fact, the luggage rack is rather large when you sit up in it, enough for about three people.

'I'm lonely up here, someone join me' I said, no one did, they all hate me 'Sad face'

i looked down and saw everyone i had stood on giving me evils and i grinned at them sheepishly

'I know that in a second I'm about to be pelted by every flavoured beans - Eek' and i was, from every angle, i tried to catch them all in my mouth, I only caught one, because i wasn't being a ninja.

'TOFFEE' I yelled as someone joined me in the luggage rack, it was Snape.

'I decided to take you up on the offer, Peter keeps on farting on the floor'

'Peter, keep your flatulence under control' I yelled down to

'I don't have a pet' He said looking confused

Snape burst out laughing as i face palmed myself.

oh peter. You're a fool.

6.00 pm

We pulled up to kings cross.

I said good-bye to the others as Tiffany's mum greeted us, she's lovely

we walked through the pillar when the rather sexy conductor guy let us go through, Tiffany and i gave him a wink, he looked about nineteen, and did i mention sexy? yes he was sexy.

Hector sat in the front of the car and Tiffany and i are in the back, talking about how sexy he was.

'So sexy'

'Like, i'd have jumped him right there if no one had been watching' Tiffany said

'Deffinatly, hell if he's there next year, let's jump him, agreed?' i said

'Agreed' she agreed.

'Girls' Hector said rolling his eyes

8.00 pm

We are home, Tiffany's mum dropped us off on her way, we said thanks and then hector and i walked slowly towards the door

'I'm rather nervous' I said biting my lip

'Not the only one' Hector replied, gripping my hand tightly, my brother is so sweet.

'On three' i said standing by the door

'One'

'Two'

but we didn't get to three, the door swung open, mum was standing there

'Quick come in dears, Hes out for the night' mum said, Hector and i exchanged a glance and walked into the Clive, or should i say Xavier free house.

Perfect.