When Boyle takes lead on a possible homicide, Jake's attraction to the medical examiner delays the autopsy report. Meanwhile, Amy calls on Terry's artistic skills when the sketch artist falls sick.
-Captain Holt: Something to share with the rest of us, Santiago?
-Amy: No sir. I wasn't--Peralta was the one that was talking!
-Jake: God, you must've been the worst fourth grader ever.
-Amy: Joke's on you! I skipped fourth grade.
-Amy: "It'll cheer the captain up. He'll be over the moon. He may even lean back in his chair and nod slightly."
-Jake: You know the medical examiner? I kind of had sex with her last night.
-Amy: What?
-Jake: Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they're attracted to each other
-Rosa: He's right. Santiago, did you not know that?
-Charles: "You guys have been down here for two hours. What did you have sex forty times?"
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