S2E6 'Jake and Sophia'

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Terry: Have you ever thought about going with your non-work interests? On my first date with my wife, all we did was talk about our mutual love of Meat Loaf. The singer, not the food

Jake: Oh, so the weirder of the two choices.

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Rosa: Hey, you should run. Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Amy: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Rosa: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

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Jake: Not to over state it, but I'm definitely gonna die alone, and work is all I have.

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Captain Holt: Now you've done it. You've made me turn my chair. I will not get involved, and I will not have this office transformed into a house of snipes and jabs. Dismissed.

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Charles: Oh, she's so pretty. She looks like the woman on an olive oil bottle.



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