S1E12 'Pontiac Bandit'

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Rosa gets information on a car thief who has eluded Jake's capture. Meanwhile, the precinct struggles to accommodate a scooter-bound Charles, and Captain Holt tries to find a home for two puppies.


Captain Holt: How many cars would you say this Pontiac Bandit has stolen?

Jake: 230 that I know of, but the real number could be in the millions.

Captain Holt: You're not very good at math.


Gina: Welcome to the Boyle-free zone. Please turn of all cell phones so as not to attract any unwanted attention. Can I offer you a mint?


Jake: He's just a big 'ole angel. He's been so good to ... the whites.


Charles: Hey, Sarge. This cast has a specially crotch hole. It's a like a Doggie Door for my penis.


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