Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
Jake: Ah, Captain Holt. You look very ... sad? I can never tell.
Sergeant Jeffords: Any time Mount Diaz erupts, everyone in the squad avoids her.
Captain Holt: Mount Diaz. Humorous. Yes.
Sergeant Jeffords: Where did he get that?
Captain Holt: Good Lord, we're doomed. Boyle looks like a lesbian.
Captain Holt: Hello, Peralta.
Jake: Ah, a human greeting. Nicely done.
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