Gina: My mom is marrying, shudder, Charles's dad, toilet emoji.
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Rosa: I've only said I love you to three people. My mom, my dad and my dying grandpa. And one of those I regret.
Boyle: Which one?
Rosa: Grandpa. He beat cancer so I now I look like an idiot.
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Captain Holt: Maybe I should wing it. Love, it sustains you. It's like oatmeal.
Terry: Okay. Okay. Not bad for winging it.
Captain Holt: I lied. Took me two hours to write that.
(ok me doing literally anything)
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Jake: Guys, guess who I'm about to see.
Boyle: The Boobs? Michael Buble?
Jake: You're the only one who calls him that.
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Gina: My mom likes champagne, baked ziti, the Bahamas. Charles's dad probably lives under a bridge and uses a puddle as a mirror. I don't know.
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