Jake: Hey there, Captain. Just curious, do you happen to know what today is?
Captain Holt: Well, based on the fact that yesterday was the birthday of legendary Dutch floutist Franz Bluheim and a week ago was October 24th, I'd say today was-
Jake: It's Halloween. Just say it's Halloween.
Captain Holt: It's Halloween.
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Boyle: If you'll excuse me, sir, I have to make urines in the toilets.
Jake: Yep, that's how people say words.
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Jake: Fingers has grabbed the package. I didn't mean for that to sound so dirty.
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Jake: Scully and Hitchcock, I'm just gonna call you your real names so you don't get confused.
Scully: Smart.
Hitchcock: (Confused) What?
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Boyle: He could be in Canada by now. There's so many forests up there. That country is one giant hiding place.
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Jake: So how'd you convince the whole squad to betray me? What'd you offer them?
Captain Holt: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Jake: I'm not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.
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