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Terry: What's going on, Diaz, are you sick?
Gina: Do you have cholera? Is it typhoid? Are you a vampire? My horoscope said to wear a cowl neck today and I laughed!
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Captain Holt: Did you just spit in my trash can?
Jake: No, Vaughn did. There's some tobacco in there too. Vaughn chews it, but it makes Jake super dizzy.
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Captain Holt: Anyway, tomorrow's my anniversary with Kevin. I'd like to cook him an impressive breakfast. Could you help orient me with that process?
Boyle: I'd be honored. Preparing food for one's lover is the most intimate gift of all. Aside from washing their hair.
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Amy: I had an airtight breakup plan in place. I made a reservation next thursday at a well-lit Korean restaurant in midtown. It's the least romantic place I could think of.
Jake: Scully's bathroom.
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Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, if Diaz won't accept our help, we got to go behind her back.
Gina: We definitely should go behind her back. That's the opposite side of where the germs are coming from.
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Scully: Hey, Boyle. I smell burning. Is Hitchcock roasting corn on the radiator again?
Boyle: No. What you smell is the burning wreckage of my relationship with Holt.
Scully: So there's no corn on the cob?
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