Amy: He said he'll point him out to us.
So you approach on foot from the south, and me and Devon will be in an unmarked car here.Jake: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Me and Devon"? Didn't you mean "Devon and I"?
Amy: Oh, God.
Jake: I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified? Are you super horny?
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Jake: Actually, sir, I think we were kind of hoping we could work the case together.
Captain Holt: Oh, are you two no longer-
Jake: Smooshing booties?
Captain Holt: Yes, that's exactly how I was gonna finish my sentence.
Jake: Figured.
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Boyle: Gina. Gina. Gina, I screwed up, big time.
Gina: Charles, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Captain Holt: I want you two to go undercover as a couple to stake out the room.
You should be very convincing, given that you're currently what was it? "Smooshing booties."Jake: Great, and thank you for saying it that way. It made us both feel very comfortable.
Amy: Sure did.
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Boyle: Hey, guys. I just discovered a new drug too.
It's called "your relationship," and I'm high on it.Jake: Charles, I'm gonna need you to back off, man.
Boyle: Roger that.
Jake: Yeah.
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Rosa: All right, I'll take one. Now, go sell your candy to everyone else, stupid.
Terry: Hey, hey, hey. You can't call a kid stupid. What if he's really stupid?
Rosa: Terry, this is Sam, my little brother from Brooklyn's Big Brothers.
Sam: I think it's funny when she calls me stupid.
Rosa: No one cares, stupid.
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