In an attempt to get information on a criminal operation, Amy has to go undercover at a women's prison and befriend one of the prisoners (guest star Aida Turturro). Meanwhile back at the precinct, Holt and the team plan a fake funeral in an attempt to catch a hitman.
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Sergeant Jeffords: Gina and I have been here 20 minutes.
Gina: Though my presence is not puzzle-related. I just followed Terry into a dark closet.
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Captain Holt: Now, funeral assignments. Gina and I will greet people, shaking hands and checking for the tell-tale scar.
Sergeant Jeffords: Excuse me, sir. Are you sure you want to be on the receiving line? You hate small talk.
Captain Holt: No, I can turn it on when it's called for. "The Bachelor" is a television show, hmm? Andre Agassi's at it again. I, too, avoid gluten.
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Charles: Hey, hey, hey. The baby can hear you yelling and it's upsetting him.
Amy: It's a fake baby, Charles.
Charles: I meant me. The baby's a cover.
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Jake: Okay, this is it, I'm leaving. You're in charge.
Charles: I'll take extra good care of her, Jake.
Jake: Just let her do her thing. But this is Texas, so also make sure she doesn't somehow get the death penalty.
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Captain Holt: I just assumed Diaz would be the prisoner. Nothing personal, it's just, you know she's terrifying.
Rosa: Thank you, Sir.
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Gina: Time of death: 8:26 p.m. Now all I have to do is sign as the coroner.
Sergeant Jeffords: You are disturbingly good at this.
Gina: I grew up forging report cards. If people knew how smart I was, it would have been harder to control them.
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Captain Holt: All this sneaking around is exhilarating. I can feel the adrenaline coursing through my body. Coursing.
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Rosa: There's nothing to be sad about. Pimento's gonna come back, we're gonna get married and we're gonna have sex on Figgis's grave just like we planned.
Sergeant Jeffords: Cool honeymoon.
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Jake: But it's only because Maura is so much more terrifying than we anticipated. I mean, she has a full back tattoo of herself stabbing a guy.
Charles: He looks like Tom Hanks!
Jake: Yeah, and that's America's male sweetheart.
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