When Sergeant Jeffords returns to fieldwork in an undercover operation, Jake tries to keep his emotions in check. Meanwhile, Amy and Rosa come to Gina's aid after she's robbed.
Charles: He is so strong but so gentle. He's like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres.
Sergeant Jeffords: What are you doing, Peralta?! You just blew my cover!
Jake: Or did I save your life?
Sergeant Jeffords: Or did you compromise an investigation and piss off a superior officer?!
Jake: I'm sensing from your tone it's that one.
Charles: The boss at the academy, he invented a new weight class for me. You're looking at the undisputed bubble-weight champion.
Jake: Yes! The Ebony Falcon soars again.
Charles: The Ebony Falcon. His feathers are muscles.
Jake: All right, we're doing this. Let's play wife or dog. Hey, so, Scully, what do you do at the park with Kelly?
Scully: Oh, we just walk around. She gets antsy if she doesn't get outside enough. Then it's just yap, yap, yap, yap, all day long.
Boyle: Hey, what's Kelly's favorite food?
Scully: Peanut butter. She'll eat it right out of the jar.
Sergeant Jeffords: How old is Kelly again?
Scully: Well, she's getting up there, but she's pretty sprightly for her age. Especially considering she got hit by that car a year ago.
Jake: Ah, that's so awful. Was she chasing something into the street or..?
Scully: No. She was getting my the newspaper.
Jake: All right, this is useless. Scully, is Kelly your wife of your dog?
Scully: How can you ask me that?
Jake: I still don't know which it is.
Boyle: Could be either.
Jake: I could not tell you.
Jake: Terry Jeffords is back. Chest bump me.
Sergeant Jeffords: You don't want to do this, man.
Jake: No, I really do.
Sergeant Jeffords: It hurts you every time.
Jake: No, I know, but I'm fired up and the adrenaline is going to carry me through.
Rosa: You don't have locks on your windows?
Gina: Way to blame the victim. Sorry I'm not rich like you, Ms. 1%.
Rosa: They cost $8. You have a fur bed spread.
Captain Holt: She's scared.
Amy: She's not scared. With all due respect, sir, Gina has no feelings.
Jake: And you'll be happy to know that he punched me in the face several times.
Raymond: That does make me happy.
Jake: Guess we're being candid today.
Jake: Oww! My lucky face!
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