Charles: The guy was from Canada, said it was probably his fault for getting robbed, and apologized for wasting my time.
Jake: Oh, Canada. Truly the Odie to America's Garfield.
Charles: Sexy train is leaving the station. Check out this caboose. Later, sluts.
Gina: Nice jeans, Charles. Those are surprisingly low-waisted.
Charles: Eyes up here, Gina. I'm more than just a piece of ass.
Gina: Not bad. Not bad.
Gina: You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Jake: Oh, this is turning into a live sex show.
Amy: Yeah, let's go.
Jake: I wasn't saying that in a bad way.
Amy: Jake.
Jake: Although they can't see us.
Amy: Jake!
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