Gina: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
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Gina: Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.
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Jake: Fine, here's my gun and badge.
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet. You're on administrative leave.
Jake: You never let me done anything cool.
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Jake: How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?
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Boyle: I'm settling into the darkness nicely. (To Rosa) I definitely get you now.
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Jake: Okay, but just so you know, I think you're both wrong. Self dismissed.
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Jake: We need to blend in. Stretch your leg above your head.
Amy: What? You stretch your leg up over your head.
Jake: You don't think I would if I could?
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Jake: Look, let's just agree to say I'm Sorry on the count of three. One, two, three.
Now, see I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Amy: I'm horrible at this.
When can we stop?
Jake: I'm horrible at this -
Amy: I know, I know. Title of my sex tape.
Jake: Huh. Well done.
Title of my sex tape.
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