Charles: Gina, you need to see this.
Gina: Oh, Charles. I can't take that. It's clearly not cash, and I don't have time in my life to return things.
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Amy: Not a gift, snitch. It didn't cost me anything. Just my worthless man hours.
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Jake: Oh yeah, the one without the daddy is the one with daddy issues? Explain that logic.
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Jake: You are not to enjoy it.
Doug Judy: I can't help it. I'm proud of you. You're like a son to me. A white, crispy son.
Jake: How would that even work? Am I adopted?
Doug Judy: No, your mother's just really pale. Almost invisible.
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Gina: Boyle, this is bad. I thought our parents were just having a casual fling, but presents is like old people third base.
Boyle: No, that's rubbing butts together.
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Doug Judy: All right, this next part is like french kissing.
Jake: Got it. Jam it in there and move it around wildly.
Doug Judy: I gotta ask, Peralta, do the ladies enjoy that technique?
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Amy: Ooh, more work! I know that sounded sarcastic-
Terry: Nobody thought that.
Captain Holt: Not for a moment.
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