Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.
Terry: Everyone here needs some instruction on interacting with grown-ups.
Amy: Sergeant, why am I here? I'm always incredibly appropriate. In high school, I was voted "Most Appropriate."
Jake: Ooh, self burn! Those are rare.
Jake: Hello, good sir, I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please.
Eric: That will be $1,600.
Jake: Great, I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.
Jake: Gina has brought back all the silverware that she stole from your house.
Kevin: What?
Rosa: Also, this clock.
Kevin: Good heavens.
Raymond: This isn't ours.
Jake: Adult parties? I believe they're called orgies.
Rosa: Gina, what are you thinking about right now?
Gina: I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president, based upon my skill set, dance ability and bloodlust.
Jake: Aww man. All the orange soda spilt out of my cereal.
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