Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.
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Sergeant Jeffords: Fine. You can work the case from right here, but you are tied to your desk.
Jake: Tied to my desk? Mr. Grey will see you now, Sarge.
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Kevin: Rosa, tell us about your family.
Rosa: I have one.
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Captain Holt: Marcus, Detective Diaz, what a surprise. I didn't expect you for another nine and a half minutes.
Rosa: See, told you it was rude to be early. Well, let's cancel the entire evening and try again next year.
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Amy: Copy that, Capi-tain. Later, skater.
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Jake: And I'm allowed to have light, non-strenuous sex provided I stretch before and after.
Hitchcock: Nice.
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Jake: There's our perp, looking all perpy, just perping his way down perp street.
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