When Jake wins a bet against Amy over who can catch the most criminals, she must go on a date with him. Meanwhile, Captain Holt holds a celebration for Charles, whose pain meds cause him to be unusually candid.
Ray: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.
Jake: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.
Amy: Captain, you look-
Captain Holt: No.
Jake: Oh. Sir. I'm right in the middle of this date and I can not reschedule. I have far, far too many non-refundable deposits. I'm renting a tiger cub by the hour.
Captain Holt: For what?
Jake: Don't even know. Waiting for inspiration.
Amy: Your stake-out bag is ninety-percent nuts.
Jake: I get snacky. Besides, nuts are super healthy. They're like 0% fat.
Amy: Jake, that's not true at all. It's actually the opposite.
Jake: What? That nut vendor lied to me!
Deputy Chief Gerber: Detective Boyle, I just wanted to say congratulations. Your medal was well deserved.
Charles: Thank you, sir. Your breath is terrible.
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