Terry: Fine, we'll go to my house. Or as Zeke calls it, Tiny Terry's Hobbit Hole.
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Charles: Okay, but I thought since you were in charge, maybe I could be your right hand man? Your Tinker Bell?
Rosa: Tinker Bell?
Charles: Let me tell you something about Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell is a loyal lieutenant and a real thorn in the side of Captain Hook.
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Amy: Oh, so your plan is to not take this seriously at all?
Jake: Oh, I am as serious as a heart attack. No offense, Scully.
Scully: Nah. Mine are never that serious.
I call 'em "oopsies.
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Gina: I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
Rosa: Not one word of that is true.
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Jake: And our second option is surveillance footage of Detective Amy Santiago soliciting drugs using perfect grammar.
Amy: It's not that weird to say, "may I have some cocaine?"
Jake: It is.
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Boyle: Very respectful.
Jake: Correct, I am the King of respectfulness, bitches!
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Jake: We're doing fine here.
Scully: Not Hitchcock. He got trapped out on the balcony. I don't like him alone out there, not with his history. I mean, what if he gets up on a ledge? What, you think he's gonna jump? No, he's just always falling off things. He's got a worm living in his ear that affects his balance
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Jake: Oh, sir, one other thing, Hitchcock got trapped out on the balcony.
Captain Holt: Good, sounds like we dodged a bullet there.
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