The next morning Taehyung woke up with a painful headache, with 8 empty soju bottles around him.
He can't remember that he drank that many, but that probably explains why he can't remember anything. He was going to check the time, like everyone do right after they wake up, but he was just met by a black screen. 0 percent.
'I wish drunk me were smart like sober me' he thought to himself, until he decided to charger his phone, like he wished drunk Taehyung could do for him.
Taehyung walked downstairs to get himself some food, but he also found the clothes he wore yesterday spread over the floor.
He wondered why he was literally freezing to death.
He picked up his grey sweatpants and jacket from the cold floor, and quickly got dressed also walking towards the kitchen.
He later found out that he should take painkillers, because he didn't notice that he had a painful headache. But when he finally found the painkillers and deep throated one of them, obviously, down his throat;; he could make himself some breakfast.
Taehyung quickly made himself some chocolate milk, with milk and chocolate powder. When he was done mixing it together in a huge bowl, he added cereal as well. Why? He saw it on YouTube that they do something like that in France- or something.
He grabbed the bowl, with the unhealthy breakfast, and quickly walked upstairs again, only to find that his phone has 28 percent already and unread messages from his favorite idol.
He didn't know if he should be happy, panic or fanboy like crazy. Alternative two would fit him perfect at the moment.
The boy checked the messages Jungkook sent him.
Yesterday, 8pm
From: Jungkookie Are you okay?
From: Jungkookie Why are you drunk so early???
From: Jungkookie SCRATCH THAT;; why in the world are you drunk anyway???
From: Jungkookie Did something happen??
From: Jungkookie Why don't you answer my messages?
From: Jungkookie I'll call you, hold on
The messages stopped there, so Taehyung checked if he had any missed calls, which he didn't.
"OH MY GOD DID I??? OH MY GOD NO" at this point he planned out his trip to Svalbard.
Taehyung did a lot of mistakes in his life, like accidentally calling Jungkook.
"Hey, are you okay? Did you take painkillers?" Taehyung heard coming from his phone.
"when did I call you? Why am I like this?"
"what?"
"nothing"
"Tae, why did you drink yesterday? Are you okay? You didn't tell me anything yesterday"
"What? Yes, I'm okay?"
"why did you drink then?"
"because I'm home alone, and I wanted to do something new"
"well, you shouldn't drink near others and your phone"
"why? did I do something?"
"uhm, you haven't checked Twitter and our conversation?"
"DID I POST SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE ON TWITTER?"
"no, you just said you're tipsy with two cute selfies"
"what about our conversation?"
Jungkook stayed quiet, which confused the other.
"Jungkook?"
"you just- you know,, sent a picture and some texts"
"WHAT DID I DO?!"
"I shouldn't tell you this, I'm sorry, g2g😂😂😂lol"
It took Taehyung some good 5 minutes to open their conversation, he was scared.
When he found the picture, he decided that he's moving to Greenland and stay there for the rest of his life without any electronic.
______ WHY IS THIS SO BAD
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I didn't read through this at all, and I wrote it 8 am aka right after I woke up
