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Unheard of

I'd like to take part of something weird. Something that I saw off of a comedy skit performed none other than Bo Burnham. If you don't know who he is, I urge you to watch his show on youtube called "what". Yes, that's the title.

I'll be adding more words that are rather unheard of, or perhaps take these group of words and put them together in a way that has never been used in that order ever before.

For example:

Hi, I'm a square, and people say I'm an all around guy.

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Look at that dog barking up at the right tree.

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I saw a rooster laying an egg once, he was surprisingly good at it.

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When I grow up I want to be gay.

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Look at that blonde red head, I bet that's his natural color.

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I'm jobless and homeless and I don't want to kill myself.

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At first I thought he was straight but then I saw his beard. Phew!

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Look at that old man driving a Tesla, what a loser.

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I was about to order my last meal but then I got hungry, phew! I don't want to eat anymore.

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It's raining cats and spoons.

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I love your love handles.

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It's so hot today but I'd be fine to go to the sauna.

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Hi I'm rafisacrazymofo and I make awesome stories.

It's all for comedy because you don't hear them. Ever.