As us three are walking around, we find Evie. She's sitting on a bench.
"Evie!" I run to her.
"Hey, guys." She sighs.
"What's up?" Jay asks.
"My cupcakes. Basically, I volunteered to make cupcakes for the festival because I heard last year that everyone loved Audrey's. They were an explosion of deliciousness so I though that if I make cupcakes that everyone will love me and tell my how fab-amazing I am, but none of that is going to happen because I can't bake cupcakes. I mean, it's not like we made cupcakes on the Isle of the Lost." Evie looks at her cupcakes. I grab one.
"Why are they like this?" I ask.
"Long story. People say baking is like a form of chemistry so I combined all of the periodic elements."
"You used carbon!?" I yell.
"Yep. I probably should've left out the sulphur."
"Yeah, probably!" I squeezed her cupcake.
"Careful, Cupcake." Jay rubs my arms to calm me down.
"I asked Mal to help me and it took a lot of begging. She used magic on them but I didn't let her finish the spell so one exploded all over Audrey."
"These could be useful." I see Chad so I pick up a cupcake and throw it at him. It explodes.
"Ow!" Chad stumbles into a tent.
"Today sucks!" Evie pouted.
"I have a story that'll make you feel better." I smirk. They look at me. "One time, papa, Scar and Zira forced me, Sandra and Zabella to go to a party so we do. People start to physically abuse me and Sandra pulls me aside. She goes "are you ok?" I shake my head so she starts to whisper "want some ice cubes" so I whisper "yeah" and she says "ok. This pussy wants ice! Everyone else get on the floor, she doesn't give a shit about you!" My friend start to laugh.
"Seriously?" Jay laughs.
"Yep. She's such a dick." We laugh.
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I'm A Big Bad Tiger
RandomAfter the events of The Jungle Book 2, Shere Khan was placed on the Isle. People knew who he was, what he had done, and the consequences of not doing what he demanded. As he was walking home from another day of terrorising children, he heard faint c...
