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~Takes place during Chapter 1 The Streets~
Guy: Yeah, you're right. You're not pretty at all.
Y/N: And you're the equivalent of a blob... fish... OH MY PRIMUS HAHAHAHA! I'M SO SORRY!!
*Everyone starts laughing as the camera man doubles over from the infectious laughter*
~Takes place during Chapter 4 Welcome Mat~
Y/N: I don't know, maybe it's because we've won every race for the last, let me see... one, two... add the nine... ELEVEN RACES!
KO: Thirteen
Me: CUT! Knockout for the hundredth it's "twelve", TWELVE!" *eye twitch*
KO: What? No PRIME number?
Me: *Eye twitching intensifies*
~Takes place during Chapter 7 Oh Look, an Enemy~
*Knockout and (Y/N) are about to run Arcee and Jack off of the road*
Me: WAIT! STOP! CUUUUUT!
*Everything finally stops as the two Cybertronians brake*
Me: *sighs* Jack, you have a stunt double for a reason.
*Jack swears as he switches with his stunt double*
~Takes place during Chapter 12 Problem? Naw, This is Fun and Games!~
*Knockout and Wildstryke (currently nameless at this point in time) are trashing the MECH scout base on the side of the road*
Silas: *Many a curse is flowing, so it's sensorred*
Me: CUT! That was BRILLIANT! Silas you sounded so angry it was AWESOME!
Silas: CAUSE I AM ANGRY!
KO: Whoa, calm yourself.
Silas: I lost my fragging contact, I will be calm when I find my contact!
Everyone: *Facepalms*
~Takes place during Chapter 15 Crisis Averted, and Replaced~
Y/N: Um, Knockout... Where's Megatron.
Breakdown: It's all a dream!
Me: CUUUUT! Breakdown I will offline you! Get back in your corner NOW!
~Takes place during Chapter 20 Everybody Hates Me, Nobody (You get the idea)~
OP: YOU WILL CEASE THIS DISPUTE!
Me: Optimus you missed the crates, AGAIN!
OP: That is plainly seen.
Me: Let's try this again... ROLL IT!
OP: YOU WILL CEASE THIS DISPUTE!
Me: ............ What. Was that? You didn't even dent it!
OP: Showing anger that is not there is not my strong suit.
Me: OBVIOUSLY! TRY IT AGAIN!
OP: We have been at this for an hour.
Me: Maybe two unless you get this right!
OP: I am doing my best with what I have.
Me: Well do better!
OP: I am-
Me: NO EXCUSES!
OP: YOU WILL CEASE THIS DISPUTE!
*Dead silence*
Me: You all got that right?
*A perfectly dented crate has now graced the silver screen*
~Takes place during Chapter 25 Dirt and Energon~
Megs: Who is this? And how did you acquire my com number?
Y/N: How rude, and I was just calling to say 'hi'.
Megs: (Y/- I mean Wild- frag it all CAN I RESTART!?
*Everyone's trying to hold in their laughter as to not enrage him further*
~End Bloopers~
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