Dare for Zane and Kawaii~Chan

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Isothene (I actually wrote a Zane~Chan lemon on their account once lmfao)

Pandora: Welcome back! The next dare is for... you guessed it! Zane and Kawaii~Chan! I can tell there's gonna be a lot of those.

Zane: You're kidding me.

Nana: Oh, come on, Zane, you know you want me. *She giggles*

*Zane's face is pink*

Pandora: Okay, on with the dare. So, this will take a little bit to explain. Basically, there's an alternate universe in which Aphmau is a god, Aaron is dead, Laurmau is the best ship,  Garroth is trapped in a god demension, Zane is evil, and Kawaii~Chan is married to Dante with two kids. I am going to bring Zane and Kawaii~Chan from MCD to Mystreet and they are going to react to you kissing.

Zane: I'm evil, eh? I knew it. I knew somewhere I was appreciated for the dark shadow lord I am... mwahahahaha...

Nana: You're serious? I'm engaged to... Dante? *She almost gags*

Dante: That's not very nice if I had to be completely honest.

Nana: N-no, it's nothing against you, you're just... not my type at all...

Dante: And yet an emo shadow lord who has probably murdered entire villages including a loveable a side character, then taking the side character's beloved fiancé hostage as a slave is your type, right?

Pandora: DANTE, THE F*CKING WALL.

Zane: Oh... that's a downside... do I have an s/o of any kind?

Pandora: Nope, everybody hates you. You're like pixelated Hitler.

Zane: Well great, now I hate myself.

Pandora: Have fun! Also, everyone else should leave-- except me, just in case I need to explain anything. Shoo, shoo everyone.

*Everyone goes to the kitchen*

Pandora: Cool cool. Ready? Set? Let's go.

*She snaps her fingers and four people appear-- Zane, Kawaii~Chan, Dante, and a young blue-haired meif'wa. They're all dressed in medieval clothing. Dante and Kawaii~Chan look like they had been mid-kiss when they teleported, whilst the blue-haired meif'wa, seemingly their daughter, is holding her mother's hand. Zane's holding a badass jet black sword in an attack stance. The four freak out and look around.*

MCD Dante: What's happening? Where am I!?

MCD Kawaii~Chan: Dante, what is this place? Irene's realm? Why are we here?

MCD Zane: *Violently observing his surroundings* No, this isn't the Irene realm. I've been there-- *he sees who asked* YOU! *he holds his sword at the ready*

MCD Dante: You...

MCD Nekoette: M-Mommy? Is that the bad man that Daddy told us about?

MCD Kawaii~Chan: Y-yes... yes, stay away, Nekoette.

Pandora: Break it up, you two. No need to get defensive. *She snaps her fingers and both drawn swords from Dante and Zane disappear* I didn't know that Dante or... um... Nekoette... would be here. This just got hella wrong. But also hella funny.

MCD Zane: *Looks at empty hand with anger* Where are we, peasant? What is it with those odd clothes? What realm have we entered, and how?

Pandora: I'll explain. I have the power to author anything this world. I don't want to get too much into it. I teleported you into this world. I actually only wanted Zane and Kawaii~Chan here, but you and your daughter just had to tag along. All I can say is... this is gonna be rough. *snickers evilly*

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