Mystreet Truth or Dare

Dare for Jason

WritingG33K_

Pandora: Okay well moving on from that, I guess we can do the next dare. And... well, would you look at that, it's for Jason. Jason, come onto the podium.

Jason: Ugh, I need time to cool down, Pandora.

Pandora: You hate cooling down. You'd go strangle a guy if you could.

Jason: Well duh, but that's edgy.

Pandora: This whole fanfic is edgy.

Toxic: True dat.

Pandora: See?

Jason: Just tell me the dare.

Pandora: WritingG33K_ dares you to make NICE nicknames for everyone.

Jason: So everyone here pushes me off a building, laughs at my horrible pain, and my reward is complimenting them?

Pandora: Yyyyep. Now go, Jason!

Jason: Fine. I guess I'll start with the neckbeard. Uhh, you can be Unexpected Charmie for your unexpected charm.

Zane: Thanks I guess? I mean that's kind of a bad nickname—

Jason puts his finger to Zane's lips.

Jason: Shhh, be greatful. *he turns to Kawaii~Chan* I guess I could call you... wait, what's your name again?

Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan!

Jason: Uh, you're kidding, right? ...That's your name?

Kawaii~Chan: Uh, yeah. It's Kawaii~Chan.

Jason: I don't buy it. Your nickname can be Kawaii~Chan since that's your nickname anyway. *He turns to Travis* And you... you can be called Emerald because *he walks over* your eyes are beautiful.

Travis's face turns pink and Katelyn pulls him away.

Jason: Ah, yes, the blueberry. You're feisty. What's your secret?

Katelyn: *she says through her teeth* I don't have one.

Jason: Well, what sexuality are you?

Katelyn: That's none of your business.

Jason: You seem like you're... hmm, I would say lesbian but you're with the white haired dude— I mean... Emerald— so my guess is you're bi.

Katelyn doesn't say anything.

Jason: You're feisty. I like that. You can be called Feisty.

Jason walks over to Dante.

Jason: Have we talked? Oh, yes, you're the guy who called me desperate. Isn't that a bit ironic? I'll call you Blueberry because even if you're sour, it's only when you feel tiny. When you feel like a big-shot, you're sweet. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Whatever.

Jason struts over to Laurence and Garroth.

Jason: It's the two kinky lover boys. How's that bunny costume fitting, blondie?

Garroth's face turns red.

Laurence: *is clearly annoyed* We don't talk about that.

Jason: I see. Well, I guess I'll call you Fire— *he points to Laurence* and you Water— *he nods to Garroth* for your reactions.
bruh im sorry, it was too good of an opportunity to pass up

Jason moves past Garroth and Laurence and on to Aphmau and Aaron. Aaron is clearly annoyed at even just Jason's presence.

Jason: You look happy, hot shot. *he giggles and flicks Aaron with his tail*

Aaron: I'm not comfortable with you being less than ten feet away from me and Aph. *he's growling*

Jason: Chill, chill. All I want is to nickname you— and I guess I already have nicknamed you something positive, haven't I, hunk? Well, Aphmau's enough of a sweetheart. I'll call her Raven for her hair.

Aaron: Go away.

Jason: Goodness, somebody's fiery today. Maybe I should have called you feisty and not the blue-haired chick. No matter, onto better people. *he struts up to Vylad* well, you're practically my spitting image. All you are is shorter and less sexy— but this is a complimenting nickname session, so it wouldn't hurt to stretch the truth. Your name is Jason.

Vylad: That seems more like an insult than a compliment.

Jason: Oh, bother. Too bad. *he ignores Vylad and steps up to the werewolves— Dottie, Daniel, Ryland, and Blaze.* Why hello there all of you. I don't really know any of you aside from Firecrotch. I guess I've gotten to know Daniel by now. *he winks at Daniel. Daniel turns his head away, an annoyed expression on his face.* I guess I need to name all of you though. Give me a minute.

Jason paces around the four, carefully observing each one's features.

Jason: Firecrotch, you look like you have all the elements there. You've got fire hair, an earth eye, and a water eye. You can be Element.

Jason picks up Dottie and sets her down separately. He circles her, surveying her from head to toe.

Jason: Just be Zambarau. Look it up in Google Translate if you're confused.

Dottie: Uhh... okay?

Jason: I'm skipping the dude with the orange tail and ears because I don't even know him and he honestly just looks boring. Moving on to... Kai? Is that your name?

Kai: Eh, yeah.

Jason: *under his breath* Damn, he could also be a firecrotch. *speaks normally* I'll call you... hmm... what about Neko?

Kai: I don't really like that n—

Jason: Next. Okay, there are more people here but I don't want to bother. Moving on. What's your name again?

Aaron: His name is Ein. *he growls*

Ein: Hey.

Jason: I sense some sexual tension. You can be Tsundere. Done, done. Oh, and how could I forget? The two people shipped with Garroth. Lucinda, you're Sexy and... ugh, Kim, you're now Airy Harry instead of Airy Jerry because Harry Potter is pretty cool. Done, done, cool cool, next chapter.

Pandora: Now hold on a goddamn minute. Aren't you forgetting someone?

Jason: Oh yeah. Furry.

Pandora: a cOmPliMenT

Jason: Oh, fine. Mpenzi Wangu.

Pandora: And what is that supposed to mean—

Jason: gOOgle translate. We done? We done.

Pandora: Fine.