South Park One Shots

Clyde x Craig - 1

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(Clyde Pov)

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I kept walking down the halls opening the bathroom door walking in hearing noises, I didn't question them as I did my business as I washed my hands I felt my face blush hearing a moan... "K-Kenny stop t-teasing" a shaky voice mumbled making me look at the stall they are in.

who the fuck is Kenny fucking in there?

Kenny has been talking about this one boy for so long but wouldn't tell anyone who he is, this is my chance to see for myself! I went to the next stall to them standing on the toilet peeking over the stall seeing two blonde hairs.

my eyes soon widen seeing Kenny was biting all over Craig's boyfriend Tweek!

Tweek soon open his eyes looking up at me letting out a big ass scream making Kenny pull away to look up at me, "Shit I'm sorry!" I yelled running out of the stall and out of the bathroom hearing Kenny and Tweek yell after me.

Did Craig fucking know about this!? of course he wouldn't!

I soon made it to the lunch room spotting Token and Craig talking as I made my way to them panting, "dude you look like you seen a ghost" Token joked taking a bite of his sandwich. I stared at Token with a serious stare.

"I need to talk to you Craig" I mumbled looking over at Craig who took his dark blue eyes away from his phone, "what's up?" he responded confuse. I looked over at Token who gave me a confuse stare "you need to tell me to if it's bad!" Token stated crossing his arms.

I looked down but before I could speak I felt arms warp around me as Tweek's voice filled the air "hey C-Craig!" he said happily hugging Craig as Kenny was holding me, I can't tell them this now!

"Clyde and me need a talk" Kenny stated pulling me up from my chair as I gave begging eyes to Token and Craig who looked worried, "Kenny I swear to god if you are taking him to fuck with him, leave him alone" Craig hissed out earning Kenny to chuckle "trust me I won't be fucking anyone..." he whispered looking over at Tweek who blushed.

I couldn't hold it!

"Craig I need to tell you something!" I yelped out feeling Kenny drag my ass out of the room earning looks around. "what the fuck!" Kenny hissed out making me panic, "C-Craig needs to know!" I said worried tearing up since I was so fucking scared of Kenny when he's angry!

Kenny gave me a glare "your not telling anyone! Craig doesn't need to know!" Kenny hissed out annoyed "you don't want Craig to be heart broken so you better keep that mouth shut!" Kenny added. "what the fuck Kenny!" Craig yelled walking over to us, I felt Craig pull me away from Kenny making me sigh happily to be away.

"your so fucking lucky Clyde!" Kenny hissed out walking back to the lunch room probably getting Tweek, Craig turned to me worried "what was that all about?" he asked worried making me look down "it was nothing..." I whispered.

I didn't want Craig to be hurt... he just has to find out himself or hope Kenny and Tweek stop this...

"don't fucking lie to me dude!" Craig hissed out gripping my shoulders, "I'm not, leave me alone I'm going home early" I responded walking back home leaving Craig in the hallway.

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(Craig Pov)

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it been a month when Clyde started acting weird, I can't get him out of my head now! it's like whenever I see him in class I just want to hug him he seems so lonely like he won't even hang out with me and Tweek and Token all together.

he would hang out with Token alone or me but he doesn't see Tweek anymore, I don't understand!

as the bell rang I rushed up and grabbed Clyde's arm "your eating lunch with us today" I commanded pulling him out of the classroom not listening to his words, while walking in the halls I soon spot Tweek talking to Kenny as they looked over to me and Clyde.

"hey Craig!" Tweek said kissing my cheek and looked over at Clyde who looked down, "hey C-Clyde" Tweek whisper earning Clyde to wave. what the hell?

"well Tweek is going to help me with Maths so he won't be making it for lunch today" Kenny told me as I nodded "again?" I said annoyed that my boyfriend isn't going to be with me again, it feels like he isn't even my boyfriend at how much we hang out now.

"yah I can't help but fail" Kenny mumble walking away as Tweek followed behind, "J-Jerks..." Clyde mumbled out making me giving him a confuse look. "why are they Jerks?" I asked earning Clyde to look up with a panic look, sometimes I swear he's cute like this... wait.. I can't think like this to my best friend and worst when I'm dating someone!

"I c-can't keep it in anymore" Clyde mumbled tearing up, I wrapped my arms around him bringing him into a hug resting my head on his shoulder "tell me" I whisper worried, "T-Tweek is cheating with you!" Clyde said hugging tighter on me so I can't move.

"w-what?" I asked confuse did he mean it? "c-check the bathroom" Clyde mumbled making me look down at Clyde... he was slowly crying on my shirt has he been holding this all in so I didn't have to be in pain?

I wouldn't fucking care since me and Tweek been not together much, but staring at Clyde I felt so bad until a thought came to my mind... a plan...

I grinned down at Clyde kissing his cheek "come with me" I whisper earning Clyde to look at me confuse blushing, I brought us to the bathroom entering it and pushed Clyde to the wall seeing how confuse he was.

I didn't explain my plan kissing his lips hearing movement somewhere else in a stall hearing that we came in, Clyde slowly kissed back making me close my eyes as I licked his bottom lip as he open up for me.

we make out on the wall hearing whispering in a stall knowing that is Kenny and Tweek talking about what is going on outside, I went for Clyde's neck as Clyde gasped "W-What a-are you doing?" he gasped out biting his lip.

"C-Clyde?!" Kenny hissed out confuse making me smirk, I bit hard on Clyde's neck making him moan "C-Craig!~" making me smile, I didn't know Clyde could be this hot...

I heard the stall open hearing Tweek make one of his little noises behind me, "W-What the f-fuck Craig!" Tweek asked shocked making me stop but still holding Clyde, "oh I thought since Kenny is fucking you I could fuck Clyde here to" I responded seeing Tweek's eyes grew as Kenny growled "you fucking told him!" he hissed out.

I flipped them both off "by the way I'm breaking up with you Tweek" I stated looking back at Clyde who was blushing while hiding his face in my chest, I soon heard the door shut as Kenny and Tweek left making me smile at Clyde.

"s-so... all of this was an act?" Clyde mumbled confuse making me smile more, "Clyde your cute, and if you want it to be an act sure... but I would rather make it real" I whisper going closer to his face making Clyde blush.

"I w-would like that" he mumble pushing his lips back on mine, when we pulled away I stared deep into Clyde's brown eyes "would you be my boyfriend?" I asked earning Clyde to nod "yes!" he stated hugging me.