Sollux_Captor222:
Sollux, what's the drunkest you've ever gotten? What's the stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk?
"Oh 2hiit...."
"That.....wwas a fuckin' ....nightmare:.."
"II wa2nt that bad..."
"Just shut up. Sol had at least three, twwelvve packs of beer from Davve. Fuckin' strider. And then Gam showed up wwith fuckin soper pie!"
"IIt wa2 one tiime..."
"Then Roxy showwed up...."
"Fuck. ...Yeah...II gue22 iit wa2 a liittle bad...."
"A little? Fuck sol you wwere a disaster! And the stupidest thing that he did!? I don't evven wwanna go there."
"What diid II do?"
"You don't remember?"
"All II know ii2 that II woke up wiith a hangover and everybody wa2 telliing me how much II drank."
"Let me put it this way... He fucking drank more and more until he wwas a completely different person, he made out wwith evvery fuckin person! Karaoke got invvolvved somehoww and he sang the Pokemon theme song wwith a drunk Terezi. They both collapsed ovver each other in the middle of the song, and wwe found him in the closet completely naked but thank cod he was covvered by huge fuckin' jacket."
".......II Diid all of that?"
"Yes....yes you did....."
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