Ask Sollux And Eridan

#204

homestuckbabe:

Eridan you do know that this means you have Solluxs psionics now

"Oh awe2ome!"

"Fuck! I thought he wwouldnt think of it! Thanks a lot!"

"Oh don't worry about iit 2ol~" *winks*

"Oh cod..."

Ashtim_aemeon:

Nikki: hay Ed sol could you please help me hide this body *points to bloody body* some idiot forgot to give Ashton her Ned's and left a baseball bat around so this happened.

Ashton: *demonic voice* they fucking deserved it. Nikki. No they did not. So could you guys help me with this before it starts to smell.

"II'll get iit... Tiime two put your 2tuff two u2e 2ol." *uses psionics to lift the body and put it one place else.*

"You just had to make him remember about the psionics? Didn't you? Cod, you all wwant me to suffer..."

Fictionwriterforever:

Erisol have you ever seen read Sadstuck?

*both remember the sadstuck admin wrote*

"Oh cod!"

"Plea2e don't remiind U2! That wa2 2o fuckiing 2ad!"

"Wwait! Didn't admin wwrote more?"

"Fuck no! IIm not readiing anymore of iit! Yeah iit wa2 iintere2tiing but fuck! Two 2ad!!!"

RookieReader678:

Yura: *washes hands*

Admin: Tyra is alright now. Have you guys seen Jack and the Coo coo clock heart? *hands you a DVD player and DVD*

"What the fuck ii2 thii2?"

"Ed, no need to be rude."

"Whatever... But no we haven't 2een thii2."

ShizueAmpora:

Eridan perhaps you should take this opportunity to pin Sollux up against the wwall.

"Oh~ what a great iidea."

"Don't you fuckin dare Ed!"

"IIm not Eriidan. IIm you!" *pins sollux •eridans body• to the wall*

"How doe2 iit feel beiing the one piinned?"

"You didn't havve to slam me so hard against it."

"Na, iit2 two fun."

TheAlternativeRuler:

You guys are so adorable. So, how does it feel being a high blood, Sollux? What about you, Eridan? How's life for a low blood?

"Two bee hone2t, iit2 pretty fuckiing fun!"

"I don't knoww.. I just can't stand this wwavvy thin... It's so wweird... It's okay. Can you take me dowwn noww?"

"No."

Icyfef:

lOL YOU GUYS SHOULD DO STUPID THINGS TILL YOUR BODIES GET BACK. }:) *EYEBROW WIGGLE*

"Liike~"

"No."

"Oh come on."

"That's too wweird! I'm not goin to make out wwith myself!"

"Ju2t clo2e your eye2!"

"Ed no!"

"ED ye2!"

AquaShimmer:

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A/\/D Y()U K/\/()\/\/ \/\/HAT SH£A M£A/\/S BY THAT! *WONK*

"And that2 exactly what II'm goiing two do." *lifts Sollux up*

"Ed! Put me dowwn!"

"No~ We're gonna have fun."

"WWhat are you talkin about?"

"You know exactly what IIm talkiing about."

"I just want to be clear on Wwhat your plannin because this is all so fuckin wweird! I'm not makin out wwith myself."

"Oh we aren't makiing out. We're gonna have what Kar call2 '2exy tiime'~"

"Oh cod!!!!" *blushes*