Ask Sollux And Eridan

#199

fictionwriterforever:

*wiggles eyebrows* Eridan .... I dare you... to kiss and hug a whale

"Howw am I suppose to do that? I'll do it to a lol stuffed animal wwhale, cus' I don't knowws Howw you expect me to do that to a real one right now."

*leaves to room and comes back out with a stuffed animal whale*

"Mwwah!" *kisses his whale and hugs it*

Hipster_Nepeta :

B33< Can I make mew guys my OTP?! *squeals and jumps up and down*

OTP! OTP! OTP! OTP!

"Admiin, ju2t...2top."

"Yes Nep, www can be your OTP."

Icyfef:

I dragged feferi to karkat. she had gone trickster... beware of rjhe candy....

"Oh fuck."

"Fuck the candy."

"Unless it's sour octopi."

SGpaige:

What are you guys planning to be for Halloween?

"A wwizard maybe.."

"Admiin told me two try two bee 2omethiing diifferent thii2 year."

Your always a bee.

"Bee2 are awe2ome... But yeah. II do need two bee 2pmethiimg el2e. But what!?"

TheAlternativeRuler :

Now that I think about it, how would you hug a bee...? I guess just...wrap your arms around its body without catching its wings? And try not to get stung . Maybe you should have Eridan put a bee in the jar with you. One that's been smoked recently so it's calm and won't immediately sting you if you do something like hug it.

"Yeah what they 2aiid ED. II want two fuckiing hug a bee."

"Okay okay...."

*traps bee in a bar after several attempts of catching one*

"Hello friiend!"

*walks up to the bee and hugs it*

"All of my dream2 are comiing true!"

Okay Sollux! I can change you back!

"Well, iit wa2 fun whiile iit la2ted."

*takes him out of the jar an brings him back to regular size.*

"At lea2t II hugged a bee."

ShizueAmpora :

h-hey....umm...wwhat do you guys think of bats...sorry IK its a really random question....but I think their cute

"Wwhats a bat?"

This. *shows picture of a bat on computer*

"Oh."

"They look pretty cool.... II don't know why but they remiind me of Kanaya."

"Yeah... Howw freaky is that?"

"Very."

"But the bats or wwhatevver look cool."

NepetakittenLeijon :

So what are roar guises plans fur Halloween ? Especially mew admin.

Sollux have mew ever worn eridans cape befur ?

I was going to go to Knotts with my friends, but they don't allow you o dress up, so that sucks.

"Wwhats Knotts?"

A place...

"Me and ED are probably gonna 2tay home and watch 2cary moviie2. And ye2."

"I had no say in this. You knoww I don't like scary movvies sol."

"All the more rea2on why we 2hould."

I don't know what I'm doing anymore... But no matter what I'm dressing up!!!

NabbitSmiles :

/...

Erm..I hAvE cOstUmEs fOr hAllOwEEn Or whAtEvEr hUmAns cAll It..

ErIdAn, yOU'll wEAr A pUrplE sEAl OnEsIE And sOl wEArs A bEE OnEsIE.

(( admin - Watch out, Banila has a hidden lingerie hidden inside for both of em'. c; ))

I dO nOt!

ye you do xD

I DON'T.

"Niice try."

"A seal? Great noww I gotta choose betwween wwizards and seals..."

homestuckbabe :

Eridan you should hipster afie sollux

"Oh my cod! Yes!"

"What?"

*grabs sol and runs him to the bathroom*

"MAKEOVVER!!!!!"

*twenty minutes later...*

"II feel fuckiing 2tupiid..."

"You look awwesome."

*hair is slicked back, wearing glasses like eridam but red and blue rims, a yellow jacket over his shirt with a black and yellow scarf. With a red and blue messenger bag at his side.*

*tales picture* hehe..

"Wiill you olea2e 2top takiing piicture2?!"

Nope.

RookieReader678 :

Yura: Hey GuyS. haPpy HalLowEen. So tO ceLebRatE Admin Has SomEthIng To aSk oF yoU.

Admin: hey guys.

I dare sol and ed maybe admin if you want to search up sober Halloween on YouTube.

"Okay...." *searches the video and all three watch*

*eridan covers his eyes when he sees his head*

"Oh cod..."

"Why...would....oh Gog..." *hugs ED*

......I have nothing to say.....

"IIm goiing two go..really quiick..." *goes to room and comes back out five minutes later*

"Wwhat happened sol?"

"Nothiing." *higs him* "Ju2t thiinkiing."

"Okay."