Ask Sollux And Eridan

#214

SGpaige :
Hey aaaadmiiiinn! Someone's messing around in your roooom!

"Don't tell her cod damn it!!"
"Plea2e don't!"

under_the_stars_13 :
T-thanks guys ! I j-just can't.... You see I am not that brave *fins twitch*
Bully: IDIOT.......: yeah that hurts

*tells bully*
"Hey!!! If I evver hear you say shit like that again, I Wwill shovvel my riffle so far up your ass, your goin' to wwish you didn't mess wwith her again!!"

"II'll ju2t let ED handle that..."

Icyfef :
Hey ED and Sol! I've also written a fan fiction about you guys. I will be posting it soon! Maybe admin will show you. I really like it if I do say so myself. Tell me what you guys think when I do post it!? (BTW admin is the one who requested it. Olol.)

"Cod, admin is goin' to go crazy wwhen she reads it..."
"Yup, and uh.. II gue22 we'll read iit.."
"And admin wwould be the one to request it. Pft, it's just like her.."

homestuckbabe :
Eridan, what if SoLlUx was a mermaid?

"WWhale Sol wwould be a pretty hot mermaid.."
"ED!"
"Wwhat? Just sayin' the truth."

TheAlternativeRuler :
...a fanfiction about WHAT Eridan?
"Pft, like I'm gonna tell you.."
Hmm? Are you reading MORE than just the Erisol Sadstuck? Hmm?
"Um...n-no...just... SHUTUP!"
What are you two naughty trolls reading in Admins personal fanfic book?

"Hey, ED wa2 the one who got iit."
"Your readin' in it too sol!"
"Whatever!"
"Oh cod..." *fas blushes as he reads*
"ED what are you readiing?"
*closes book* "Nothin'!!"

RookieReader678 :
Admin: thanks Eri, sol. Anyway I have a question. Well it's more of a dare. I dare you to do a contest where you draw each other with your eyes closed.

"Fine." *rips out two papers from the book*
"ED! WHAT DIID YOU DO!?!? Now 2he2 goiing two know for 2ure!!"
"Relax, these papers are blank. I'm shore she wwont notice."
*gets two pencils and they draw with there eyes closed*
"Fuck this is hard."
"And....done."
*both show papers*
"Is that suppose to be me?"
"Your not that great of an artii2t your2elf."

mayflower412 :
Watch [S] Sollux: fill buckets with Eridan on YouTube.

"I like the sound of that~"
"Oh Gog, plea2e no."
*eridan plays video*
*video ends*

"Ed.."
"Yeah?"
"NEVER 2how thii2 two admiin... Or 2he Wiill 'Fangirl' 2O BADLY!!"
"That's true... "
"Well that wa2.."
"Interestin'~ "