Ask Sollux And Eridan

#230

Icyfef :
you guys, stop being so insensitive. everyone likes the floor. It's awesome.

Yeah, so let me lay here. *stays on floor*

"Fine fine... Wwhatevver you say Admin.."

NoelleArlert :
Oh gosh okay... So, do you it's like Panic at the Disco? If so what's your favorite song?

*all three smiles*

*eridan starts singing*
"It's nine in the afternoon~!"
*and sollux*
"And your eye2 are the 2iize of the moon~!"

Hey, what about the ballad of-

"WWhoa~!"
"Mona Lii2a!!"

Your guaranteed to run this town!

"WWhoa!"
"Mona Lii2a!"

I'd pay to see you frown!

Mona Lisa~

"Plea2ed two plea2e ya~"

"Ooh! Mona Lisa~ say Wwhat you mean, tell me I'm right, and let the sun rain dowwn on me!"

"Giive me a 2iign II want two beeliieve!"

Or what about, I Write Sins Not Tragedies?!

"II love that 2ong!!"

"I'd chime in wwith a
'Havven't you people evver heard of closin the coddamn door?!' "

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

"Wiith a 2en2e of poii2e and ratiionaliity!"

"I'd chime in,
'Havven't you people evver heard of closin the coddamn door?!' "

"No, iit'2 much better to face thes2e kiind2 of thiin2!"

With a sense of poise and rationality again~!

We love them...

Kar-kitten
I have presents *hands sol a box with a half heart necklace engraved with Eridans name then gives Eridan a box with the other half heart necklace with Solluxs name engraved* Oh wait have one for you too admin *hands her a box with a bracket that says
"Moirails 4-ever" *

You are the best! *hugs Kar-kitten *

"Aww...thank you.."
"Thank you, it mean2 a lot.." *puts on thee necklace*

homestuckbabe :
You guys should wear tinsel as scarfs cause that is the awesome way of my peeps

"Tiin2el?"

"Hell yes! It wwould be fun!" *eridan grabs to self from tree decorations, putting a purple one around Solluxs neck.*

"IIt2 iitchy."

"Oh hush."

queen_alaina6 :
If you guys are going to have grubs, what would you name them?

"Oh... Um..."

"Wwhale... If it wwere a girl...maybee...
Kailee?"

"That2 niice...but for a boy.. Daniiel."
"Daniel?"

"Yeah.."

"Nice name.." *they both smile*

AquaShimmer :
Really guys? *sighs* Here Admin.
*hands her a portfolio full of erisol fanart* and..... *holds mistletoe over Eridan and Sollux*

*takes it quickly* Eeeeee!!!!

*they both look up, blushing*

"Can't disobey the rules of a mistletoe." *eridan kisses sollux*

TheAlternativeRuler :
Hey guys, John told me to give you this, with a heartfelt Merry Christmas from himself and Dave! *whispers to admin* I suggest you move away when they open it, because John rigged it so a yellow and purple iced cake pops out and smashes in their faces. I apologize for the pranking master that he is.

Okay! *nods and moves out of the way*

"Aww! Thanks John and Davve!"
"Are you two twogether yet? Beecau2e II kiinda 2hiip them."
"Sol! Rude to ask!"

Oh they are!

"Ye2!"
"Wwoww, you are becomin like Admin."

"Ju2t open iit."

"Okay." *he opens it, cake splitting into the two of them*

"II 2houldve known.."
*eats some* "it's not bad.."

i_love_waffles69:
*knocks on door*
Um.. Hi I'm lisha...and i can't find my mommy..can I stay with...you for a while.. *stuffs face in teddy bear with ether black ponytail hanging down*

"Oh, wwhale...Maybee wwe could help you look for her..
"Yeah!"

Dirk_Strider_ :
Yo Sollux, my Admins best friend likes you. Will you say hello to make her happy? I mean she likes Karkat more then you but still. Her name is Marissa.

"Whale then.."
Aw, it's okay Eri, I like you!
"Thanks Admin."

"Niice. Well, hello Marii22a!"

ShelbyLeeMason :
Wait a minute.... You guys have been asked about grubs and your how old?

"Yeah! What the fuck guy2!?"
"Wwhale, currently eight and a half swweeps .."
"That2... 2eventeen human year2..."

But I don't even think that's an issue.. I mean come on! In Homestuck 13 year olds are being killed.

"Waiit-"
"Wwhat!?"

Oops. Guess I forgot to say that when I was explaining Homestuck to you two..

Amalia_Hakari
Hey guys new year is coming have you ever thought about your new year resolution? And as a present here *hands you a box of homemade cookies* it's all that I can make with out setting thugs on fire if I'm lucky and I hope you have a wonderful Christmas.
And you have reached 230 pages of questions, so what are your thoughts on that?

"Hell ye2! Cookiie2!"

"As for resolutions, I havvent really thought about mine.."

"II have." *sweeps Eridan off his feet, carrying him bridal style*

"Two keep you happy forever and alway2." *smiles*

"You can't do Wwhat you'vve already done though Sollux." *blushes*

Aw!!!! *feels*

"And 230? Wwoww..wwe'vve all gone a long wway havvent wwe?" *looks at him blushing*

"Ye2 we have.."