kar-kitten:
What was your last argument?
"Our la2t argument was about the viideo game2 whiich II do not cheat on !"
"Yes you do! Wwhy don't you just fuckin admit it already??!!"
"Beecau2e ii don't cheat."
"Fuckin sol!"
"You can put me up agaiin2t everybody iin a viideo game and IIll wiin. Except Equiiu2...he miight break the controller ."
"You fuckin cheat! Your such an asshole!"
"Fuck you II don't cheat! That2 fuckiing low!"
"Like Kar?"
*both start laughing*
"Good one ED!"
JazzyMin97:
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"No...that hasn't happened to me...Wwhat do you mean 'outta nowwhere' ?"
"Nope. Nothiing liike that."
*after they answer she appears in the kitchen*
"Heeeeeeeey guys! ::::) " *goes over to them*
*both jump*
"Vrii2ka what the fuck!"
"Howw did you get in here?!"
"Oh. That's a secret that I'm not gonna 8other telling. So what are you up to?"
"An2weriing questiion2..."
"So get out."
"Aw you guys are no fun to me. 8ut seriously, why are you doing that? Sounds 8oring."
"Wwell wwe wwere fuckin bored so this is Wwhat happened to keep us busy."
"Yeah. We actually got a lot of que2tiion2. 2o iit would bee wonderful iif you left. "
"Fine. 8ut 8efore I go....I have a question for you two."
"Fine. Wwhat is it?"
"Why are you sitting in Sollux's lap?" *points at them*
*both blush*
"Are you guys like...matesprits or something now?"
"Vvriska. Get out."
"I 8elieve I still need an answer."
"Get out!" *sollux uses psionics to take her out and slams the door*
"Gog damn iit."
"Howw did she evven get in here?"
"Who know2 and II don't fuckiing care."
Bimminy: What do you ever agree on?
*both say simultaneously* "Vriskas a bitch."
"Sorry Vvrisk...but...you are."
"Oh yeah. No doubt on that."
"Wwoww. I guess wwe do agree on somethin."
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FanfictionHey me and fii2hdiick are bored 2o we decided two an2wer 2ome que2tiion2 and 2tuff liike that. I'm so bored I actually agreed to do this wwith him.... Just ask us something so wwe havve something to do. Or wwhatevver..... (Just leave a question in...
